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Dian Cecht: The name's Practice

Dian Cecht: Mal Practice

The Morrígan: Nice to meet you Dr. Practice, could you please tell me what's wrong with my son :)

Dian Cecht: He needs surgery on all of his bones.

The Morrígan: Very well, here is my credit card :)

Dian Cecht: I accept no payment, I do this because I love it.

Nuada, on the phone: Wait, how did he die??

Lugh: Cows ate his face.

Nuada: Lugh, I think you're confused. I'm talking about Eochu Bres.

Lugh: Cows ate his face.

Nuada: Look- Would you just put Ogma on the phone?

Lugh: *passes phone to Ogma*

Ogma: Hello?

Nuada: What happened to Bres.

Ogma: Cows ate his face. Lugh knows more about it than I do.

Bres: I poisoned one of our drinks,

Bres: But I forgot which one.

Brigid: The way this dinner is going, I hope it's mine.

Alternative responses to "I love you", Tuatha Edition:

The Dagda: Thanks!

Nuada: *laughs nervously*

Manannán Mac Lir: I'm sorry.

Brigid: Who doesn't?

Bres: A horrible decision, really.

The Morrígan: *laughs hysterically*

Aengus: *finger guns*

Áine: I know.

Ogma: Why.

Lugh: YEET

Dian Cecht: If only there was someone out there who loved you.

“I figure, if a girl wants to be a legend, she should go ahead and be one.”

-Brigid, probably.

I write for myself, and for strangers; and the strangers, my dear, are an afterthought.

-Ogma, probably.

"What a fool you are! I'm a god! How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!"

-Balor, shortly before his death, probably.

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