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Y/N: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!
Marcus: Y/N , you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.
Y/N: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!
Caius: ...It was a bug.
Y/N: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!
Marcus: ...
Caius: ...
Y/N: Stop looking at me like that!
Vampire
Bella: Turn me into a vampire so I can stay with you
Edward: No, I couldn't do that to you
Bella: But I want it :(
Edward: I don't
Bella: Turn me
Edward: No
Bella: TURN ME
Edward: NO
*later on*
Bella: *becomes a vampire* HA told you so
Bella: You’re gay Jacob
Jacob: I’m not gay.
Edward: You’re in a relationship with Mike.
Jacob: ...okay you got me there.
Swan!Reader with Volturi mate: “but if I become a vampire and a Volturi, I’ll never be with my father or sister again.”
Aro: “But, you’ll have your man. Life’s full of tough choices isn’t it.”
Aro: That was a joke. Say ha.
Marcus: Ha.
Aro: Now do it again.
Marcus: Ha.
Aro: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.
Y/N: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Felix: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Y/N: I said within reason, Felix . How about I murder that guy?
Felix: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Y/N: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*
Carlisle, Esme , and Edward: *spinning a little and talking*
Jasper , Emmett , and Bella: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
Felix: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself.
Felix: *Picks up Demetri *
Felix: I’ve only befriended Demetri for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then my self.
