Y/N: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!
Marcus: Y/N , you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.
Y/N: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!
Caius: ...It was a bug.
Y/N: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!
Marcus: ...
Caius: ...
Y/N: Stop looking at me like that!








