Shane: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?
Ryan: What the hell!?
Shane: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Shane, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?
Ryan, whispering: Of course. What do you need?
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Shane: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?
Ryan: What the hell!?
Shane: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Shane, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?
Ryan, whispering: Of course. What do you need?
Nicholas Angel: I’m here for the cult stuff.
The NWA: How did you find us?
Nicholas Angel: I saw your ad on craigslist.
Ryan: how’s the weather up there
Shane: raining spits on him
incorrect unsolved quotes
*after the sallie house*
Father Thomas, talking about the flashlights: “Any idea what set them off?”
Shane: “...demons, probably”
Father Thomas: “Come again?! What did he say?”
*shane and ryan speaking over each other*
Shane: “Demons!”
Ryan: “Nothing!”
Shane: “Demons!”
Ryan: “Nothing!”
Ryan: *gives Shane a look*
Shane: *shuts up*
source: Supernatural 05x03 “Free to be You and Me”
*slams table* is a hotdog a sandwich?
It is if you make it like this!
–Shane
Shane: what’d you have?
Ryan: Alien/Supernatural theories!
Shane: NO!
So, my dog Ceílí got this squid for Christmas. We named him Shane after Shane Madej because this family loves them some unsolved mysteries and demons. Also because of how big his head was. Well, I have many photos of her with Shane and I thought y’all would enjoy it
Update: Shane has passed away and she is very sad.
Steven: I'm cold
Andrew: Here, take my jacket
Ryan: I'm cold too
Shane: [sets the world on fire]