Jan 25
Tomoko: You're not programmed to feel joy.
Yuri: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.
Tomoko: You know, when you play along with the robot jokes, it kind of ruins my enjoyment of them.
Yuri: Yes, I know.
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Tomoko: You're not programmed to feel joy.
Yuri: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.
Tomoko: You know, when you play along with the robot jokes, it kind of ruins my enjoyment of them.
Yuri: Yes, I know.
Tomoko: *sees a little kid crying at the grocery store*
Tomoko: Hey, little guy.
Tomoko: *crouches down to his level*
Tomoko: Can you please move? You're blocking the Cinnamon Toast Crunch
(social media)
Komi: Someone stole my glasses and gave herself a headache by wearing them for two hours. I'll give you one guess
Tomoko: :(
Komi: Get off your phone you're not making your headache better
Mrs. Kuroki: Yes, I'm Tomoko's mom, and no, I don't want to know what she's been up to. It's called plausible deniability.
If Yuri was a doctor
Yuri: Hi, how are you?
Patient: I'm well, thanks.
Yuri: Get out then.
(Tomoko x Yuri)
Tomoko: I saw this and it made me think of us
Tomoko: (sends Yuri a picture of Sonic the Hedgehog and Sally Acorn getting married)
Yuri: Sigh.
Tomoko: Is that a dreamy sigh?
Yuri: You know it's not.
Tomoko: Yuri-chan! I've finally figured out why you're having so much trouble being liked!
Yuri: Forgive me if I withhold my enthusiasm.
Tomoko: I am NOT riding the bus! No! NO! Everyone rides the bus! It's NAAASTY!
Tomoki: Well you're nasty!
Tomoko: NO I'M NOT!!!!