#incorrect watcher quotes

[incorrectwcuniverse]

Ryan: What’s your street name?

Shane: well, back home in the Windy City they called me matchstick. I was always a spindly kid. Oh, and I was the one that burned the evidence.

Ryan: I meant the name of your street.

[parispixiegirl]

Ryan and Shane are sitting on a bench

Steven: Why do you guys look so sad?

Shane: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Steven sits down*

Ryan: The bench is freshly painted.

[maxer-blaster]

Shane Madej: I do it for the girls and the gays, that’s it.

[bergarachan]

Ryan: Hey Shane, did you know that “thot” means "thoughtful person?"

Shane: It does? Oh, I didn’t know that!

[Later]

Shane: Thanks for helping me with editing today, Steven. You’re a real thot.

Steven:

Steven: I'm a WHAT