Even boy scouts don't know this knot... I truly outdid myself.
They should recruit me for this. Instead of tying trees, I choke them— that was definitely the right lace! Wait, no, was it this? Nope!
Ow... It wasn't even originally this tight. Or was it? Oh, who cares! Just get... Just get off, I swear—
I can't do this. I really can't do this! I should just take it off despite the knot... I could just take it off despite the knot.
Again.





















