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Ryan: *during an investigation, in front of an Ouija board* So young damn, what happened to you Jack?

Shane: How many pickles can you shove up your ass?

*pause*

Planchette: 9

Ryan: 9??

Planchette: 1

Ryan: 91????

Planchette: 0

Ryan: 910????????

Shane: *almost about to die laughing*

Ryan: 910 PICKLES???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ryan: What’s your street name?

Shane: well, back home in the Windy City they called me matchstick. I was always a spindly kid. Oh, and I was the one that burned the evidence.

Ryan: I meant the name of your street.

Yadroza: [Freezes]

Fury: What?

Yadroza: I sense a great disturbance in the force.

Watcher, appears: Hello there.

Fury: You have got to teach me how you do that.

Ryan: Hey Shane, did you know that “thot” means "thoughtful person?"

Shane: It does? Oh, I didn’t know that!

[Later]

Shane: Thanks for helping me with editing today, Steven. You’re a real thot.

Steven:

Steven: I'm a WHAT

The Professor: Urrrgh .. I’ve never felt so sick in my entire life ..

Ryan: Ouch. Shit sucks, man.

The Professor: I feel like I’m dying .. Whyyyy ..

Ryan, under their breath: Because I want to go back to some peace and quiet in this house.

The Professor: .. DID YOU FUCKING POISON ME, BEEF BOY—

The Professor: I’m a reverse necromancer.

Ryan: Isn’t that just killing people?

The Professor: Ah, technicality.

Steven, texting Shane: Shane there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Steven: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry

Steven: Shane

Shane: Shane is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

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