#incorrect wd

[incorrectcaryl]

maggie: how's your day going?

daryl: i accidently left lydia alone with carol for five minutes, and now she knows how to use a flamethrower

carol: you're welcome

[bakedcrispss]

daryl: if I died, how much would you miss me?

y/n: it's funny how you think death can get you out of this relationship

[incorrectcaryl]

lydia: carol reminds me of the ocean

daryl, sighing: deep, beautiful and powerful?

lydia: terrifying and full of salt

[incorrectcaryl]

Daryl: i'm not saying carol's the most competent person we've got. i'm just saying in the middle of a mental breakdown she's more useful than half these bitches are at full power

[incorrectcaryl]

Lydia: daryl said you'd give me some feminine advice

Carol: ok. if a guy ever condescendingly calls you princess, exert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded

Lydia: ...is that why you married the king?

[incorrectcaryl]

michonne: so how long have you been sleeping with carol?

daryl: wHAT?

daryl: that's disgusting

daryl: and wrong

daryl: why would i - i don't even get - i've never had sex with anyone. anywhere.

daryl: it's none of your - you have the nerve - the audacity

daryl: carol is my best friend. technically

daryl: and how - how do i know frankly that you're not sleeping with her?

daryl: maybe you are. maybe you're trying to throw me off. hmm. check and mate

daryl: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

michonne:

[incorrectcaryl]

Carol, covered in soot and blood: in my defence, i was left unsupervised

Rick: wasn't Daryl with you?!

Daryl, equally covered in dirt: i was also left unsupervised

[incorrectcaryl]

Lydia: so are you guys seeing anyone?

Daryl, looking at Carol: oh, we, uh -

Carol, looking at Daryl: i guess we're kind of -

Lydia: no i meant like a therapist. i think you both could really do with one