#incorrect whiterose

[random-fandom-memorandum]

Ruby: what’s your favorite snack?

Yang: blake

Weiss: YANG NO

[incorrect-whiterose]

Ruby: do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?

Yang: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you killed

Ruby:

Weiss: Way to go, idiot you scared her. she's going to sleep in my bed again.

Blake: you guys sleep together?

Yang: SCHNEE! I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR PRISSY PRINCESS HANDS!

[teenagefaunusninjacatperson]

Incorrect RWBY

Weiss: Your existence is strange.

Ruby: Why?

Weiss: You annoy the hell out of me, yet I can’t stand the idea of anything terrible happening to you.

Weiss, handing Ruby cookies: Anyway, happy Valentine’s Day.

[astraskylark]

Ruby: *running towards Weiss to hug her*

Weiss: *moves out of the way*

Ruby: Weiss! Why’d you move?!

Weiss: I thought you were attacking me.

Ruby: I was going to hug you!!

Weiss: Why would you hug me?

Ruby: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?!

[random-fandom-memorandum]

yang: hey ruby your girlfriend is calling you

ruby: WEISS IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND

yang: well then how did you know I meant weiss?

ruby: ugh just give me the phone

ruby, to weiss: ~~hey babe <3~~

yang: oh my god

[random-fandom-memorandum]

Yang: I usually sleep with a knife under my pillow

Blake: I tend to sleep with a gun under my pillow

Ruby:You're both pathetic

Blake: What do you sleep with then?

Ruby: weiss

[random-fandom-memorandum]

Ruby: so, i have an incredibly terrible idea that is guaranteed to end badly, but just bear with me for a sec.

Weiss: i love it already, continue.

[incorrect-whiterose]

Weiss: I'm 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% doesn't care.

Ruby: Weiss, that's a 110%

Weiss: 20% doesn't care

Ruby: should've seen that coming