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[Blake & Yang sitting together]

Yang, internally: I wonder what she's thinking about.

Yang: She's probably nervous because we're sitting so close. She's so cute and innocent.

Blake, internally: I WANT TO CLIMB HER LIKE A TREE!!!!!!!!

yang: crushes are the worst

blake: yeah, whenever i'm near someone i have a crush on, i start acting stupid

yang: you're always acting stupid

blake: ...don't think about that too hard

ruby: bold of you to assume yang thinks

Random person at a bar: What a handsome boy

Sun: Thank you

Random person : So which of you ladies is third wheeling?

Yang: That would be the handsome boy.

Ruby: what’s your favorite snack?

Yang: blake

Weiss: YANG NO

blake: so i’m bi -

yang: *hopeful gasp*

blake: -lingual. I speak two languages.

yang: oh

blake: also, I like girls

yang: *spits out tea*

yang: you don’t understand, i’ve never been so insulted

jaune: what happened?

yang: weiss called me a TOP

jaune: i don’t get it?

ren and nora: *dying of laughter*

ruby: nobody tell him

Yang: i'm as straight as a ruler

Blake: dammit

Ruby: [snorts] you mean like one of those flexible rulers?

Yang: . . . yes

Blake: oh??

Blake: I'm asking your permission to date your niece.

Qrow: What is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you've asked, no you can't. Beat me in a duel first.

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