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they probably said it at some point (these are jokes pls chill) my main's @cavendishtogopls

[cloudiifeather]

it’s sweater weather

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Weiss: I'm 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% doesn't care.

Ruby: Weiss, that's a 110%

Weiss: 20% doesn't care

Ruby: should've seen that coming

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Weiss, explaining why Ruby needs to drink water: water can solve all your problems. Losing weight? Water. Clear skin? Water.

Blake, reading from across the room: tired of someone? Drown them.

[novaxlight]

Yo this was on tik tok lmao

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Weiss, explaining why Ruby needs to drink water: water can solve all your problems. Losing weight? Water. Clear skin? Water.

Blake, reading from across the room: tired of someone? Drown them.

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Ruby: does Blake dreams in English or in meows?

Yang: bold of you to assume Blake sleeps

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Ruby: do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?

Yang: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you killed

Ruby:

Weiss: Way to go, idiot you scared her. she's going to sleep in my bed again.

Blake: you guys sleep together?

Yang: SCHNEE! I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR PRISSY PRINCESS HANDS!

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Adam: It was for love

Yang: Cool motive, still murder

Blake: I'm literally right here!

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Ruby: it's over! we won!

[behind her, Leviathan slowly stands up]

Weiss:

Blake:

Yang, pointing:

Ruby: No, we won. I'm not turning around and looking at it, we won!

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Weiss: I have feelings for you

Ruby: you do?!

Weiss: Yes, I feel you're a little annoying

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Weiss: Shut up!

Ruby: I didn't even say anything!

Weiss: you were thinking, it was annoying

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Ruby: I'm going to play you a song

Ruby: it's called my life so far

Ruby: [takes a deep breath and bangs the cymbals]

Ruby: *high pitch* AAAAAAAAAA

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Blake: Yang why am I getting texts from your dad that he's going to yeet me out of the solar system?

Yang: I told him that I love you more than him

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Winter: Name a way to be nice to others

Weiss: don't stab them

Winter: setting the bar a little low but I'll allow it

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[Schnee Manor Dinner]

Weiss: Sorry I'm late

Ruby: what happened?

Weiss: nothing, I just didn't want to come

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Yang, whispering: future wife say what

Blake: what?

Yang: [screaming internally]

Yang: wait, Blake you have 4 ears!

Blake, smirking: what?

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Ruby: There are three ways to do something, the right way, the wrong way and the Ruby way

Weiss: isn't the Ruby way just the wrong way?

Ruby: it is but it's much faster

Yang: oh! Oh! How about we do it my way?

Blake: the wrong way but we punch everything and uses explosives, no.

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Cinder:

Weiss: what're you gonna do? Stab me?

*later*

Cinder:

Weiss: I should not have asked

[azzther]

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