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Melina: [watching the news] these two idiots tried to fight a squid.

Alexei and Yelena grumbling in unison:[covered in ink] Well maybe the squid was being a dick.

Melina: I don't get it. dora calls herself an explorer, but she travels exclusively through mapped territories.

Natasha to Yelena: Why did you let her watch cartoons

Alexei: WHAT ARE ALL THESE DEAD BODIES DOING HERE ?

Melina: [nudges one with her toe] Honestly, not much.

Alexei: I wasn’t that drunk last night

Yelena: you were flirting with Melina

Alexei: so? she’s my wife

Natasha: you asked if she was single and cried when she said she wasn’t

Melina: what are you looking at?

Alexei , doing a buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of scented candle he is: porn

Alexei: I have a feeling we should kiss

Melina: Sometimes, I have a feeling I should do crystal meth, but then I think: hmm, better not.

“If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.”

-Melina

Natasha: Be careful. Don’t die.

Yelena: Great. We’re all bloody inspired.

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