#incorrect zodiac

[throatgina-sausage]

Scorpio: Mistakes I can forgive, but betrayal is not just a mistake. I thought what we had was special.

Cancer: But I baked you a cake last time. Now it's Sag's birthday.

[incorrect-zodiac]

Virgo: it says ‘dogs without leashes will be fined $100.’

Cancer, sobbing: THEY DON’T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY!

[astrologysucks]

Taurus: Come on, how many times do I have to apologize?

Virgo: ONCE!

Taurus:

Taurus: no

[incorrectgeminiquotes-archived]

Leo: But it is odd, how a woman’s purse looks good on me, a man!

Person: Exactly, unisex.

Leo: Maybe YOU need sex, I had sex a couple days ago

P: No, no! U-N-I-sex.

Leo: Well, I ain’t gonna say no to THAT

[cassandra-see-the-future]

Angels or demons

Aries: angel

Taurus: angel

Gemini: SATAN

Cancer: demon

Leo: angel

Virgo: angel

Libra: demon

Scorpio: demon

Sagittarius: angel

Capricorn: angel

Aquarius: demon

Pisces: angel

[bleeding-white-stars]

Aries: Gemini what are you? (meaning zodiac sign)

Aquarius: a disgrace.

Gemini, who used to be Aqua's boss: Be glad that you no longer work for me boy.

[later]

Aries: oh so you're a gemini congrats

Gemini: how do I cure it?

Aquarius: you dont.

[tenoutofonethousand]

Werewolf- Aries, Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Pisces, Sagittarius

Vampire- Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Aquarius, Capricorn, Scorpio

[throatgina-sausage]

Aries: despite contrary belief, I don't condone violence. I'm actually a very c-

Gemini: COME HELP!!! CANCER IS GETTING BEAT UP!!

Aries: sigh *loads gųn*