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recently divorced, has 2 kids; swipe right ladies

[tenoutofonethousand]

Soulmate Au’s for the Signs

Aries

The soulmate AU where the physical state your partner is in, is the state you’re in. If your soulmate has a bruise, you’ll have a bruise; if your partner is sick, you’ll be sick. When you meet your soulmate (via eye-contact) then it’ll stop, and you won’t share the pain of each other’s illness/ injuries.

Taurus The classic red string that is tied to the pinkie, the red string will connect the two soulmates together and lead to each other unconditionally. Unless one of the soulmates sever or cut the string, in which they will both suffer til finally, death.

Gemini  The soulmate AU where every child is born without one of the five senses (blindness, loss-of-taste), so when they meet their soulmate then their “lost sense” will be regained. When/If your soulmate dies, you will lose that “lost-sense” again.

Cancer A soulmate AU where, on their 18th birthday, they will have a heart imprinted on their index (dominant hand) and will gleam a colour and start to heat up when they are close to their soulmate. The colour the heart shines is also the matching colour of your soulmate, and the way to stop the burning temperature of your index finger is to touch your index finger with theirs. Then the temperature will stop to burn forever, but the colour will still shine.

Leo When soulmates meet, they will instantly do the same dance and connect like the main leads in a musical. (OPTIONAL- in this AU there is a dance held every year to help people find their soulmates easier.) 

Virgo When people are born, they’ll have a sentence tattooed on their body and it’s the first thing their soulmate will say to them.  

Libra Love at first sight.

No really. When the soulmates spot each-other, they will instantly click and will have the forward feeling of attraction that will pull them to each other. However for the rest of their life before it, they will feel empty and have a “hole-in-their-heart”.

Scorpio Starting since they were born, everybody sees the bright coloured trail/footprint of their soulmate. No matter what shoe, barefoot, the colour of the track will prevail no matter the material or colour of the surface. Continues even after they meet.

Sagittarius Where soulmates will have dreams of the other’s memories, until they meet. The memories can be random, and have no common ground, but are very vivid as if you’ve experienced it first hand.

Capricorn The world is black and white before you meet your soulmate, eye-contact to be precise. When you or your soulmate dies, the world will be black and white again.

Aquarius Whenever you lose something, like a pen or a key, it’ll end up in your soulmates hands/ possession. 98% chance is the reason why you’ll never find it again, until you find your soulmate. Things you forgot existed, also go to your soulmate, vice versa. You can’t “lose things on purpose”, it doesn’t work like that.  

Pisces Everyone is born with the knowledge of their soulmate’s most loved thing/person/place/item. It will be exactly how they tag it, example: “Mr. Snuffles” or: “My thinking place”.

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all of  this is for fun, and for prompt: i had an idea with soulmate AU’s an I put them here for the zodiac signs.

BONUS- Soulmates can teleport to the soulmate’s side if wished for, but will leave them thoroughly exhausted. 

[kaijuno]

I’m just super fucking bitter that once the flint water crisis got it’s 15 minutes of fame people stopped giving a shit. The water is still poisoned, people! Donations have plummeted and people have been forced back into drinking and bathing with the water! The medical effects of this are astounding, cases of legionnaires disease have skyrocketed, people are having seizures, people are having weird rashes break out over their body, people (including me!) are having their blood poisoned, and it’s not just lead! it’s coliform bacteria! it’s THMs! it’s all in the water and it gets into the bloodstream and breaks down blood vessels, causing bruising and petechiae and internal bleeding and no one gives a shit anymore and it’s only gotten worse like how many people are going to have to die until people realize this is still a problem

[contemporary-petroleuse-deactiv]

I would like to add that the people of Flint cannot sell their houses, because selling a house with leaded water is illegal. Additionally, households with children can’t stop paying for the water because living in a house without running water is cause for CPS to take their kids. Flint has been living this way for over two years. 

The people of Flint are trapped by the legal system. And it is only the most high profile case out many cities with a similar problem. 

Because the government has abandoned them, they are dependant on help from the outside. Donate here

[neshatriumphs]

https://www.instagram.com/p/COEluXKHRXo/?igshid=18sqz34fzhshs

[the-local-meme]

Little Miss Flint Clean Water Fund, organized by LuLu Brezzell

My name is Mari Copeny, I’m a 12 year old from Flint, Michigan. You may know me as Li… LuLu Brezzell needs your support for Little Miss Flin

Mari Copeny has taken the initiative to create a water filter. I’ve linked her GoFundMe that’s she using to raise money for it. She’s been able to raise $50k in donations but her next goal is $1 million

[catboydaredevil-deactivated2023]

Water is a basic human right, it says a lot about governments that fail to provide that. Especially for a so called ‘first world country’

[visibilityofcolor]

it’s really sad that she had to spend her whole childhood advocating for better water because people wouldn’t help her

[buttholio666-deactivated2025100]

Getting to Know the Elements

The 4 Elements are the best known correspondences in magic - they represent all things of the material realm. If you practice a form of Western magic, you may recognize a 5th Element called Spirit (or Quintessence).

Direction: East

Time of Day: Dawn / sunrise

Sabbat: Spring Equinox / Ostara

State of Matter: Gas

Astrological Signs: Aquarius, & Gemini

Earth Level: Atmosphere

Animal Parts: Feathers, wings

Craft Tools: Bell, wand, incense smoke

Tarot (card) Suit: Wands / clubs

Human Parts: Breath

Spells: Divination, prophecy

Spell Disposal: To scatter - in wind

Represents: Intellect, mind

Colors: Yellow / white

Elemental: Sylphs

Energy: Yang / masculine

Direction: South

Time of Day: Noon

Sabbat: Summer Solstice / Litha / Midsummer’s Eve

State of Matter: Plasma

Astrological Signs: Aries, Leo, & Sagittarius

Earth Level: Magnetosphere

Animal Parts: Fangs, claws

Craft Tools: Sword, athame, candle

Tarot (card) Suit: Swords / spades

Human Parts: Blood

Spells: Purification, repulsion, love magic

Spell Disposal: To burn - in fire

Represents: Energy, force

Colors: Red / orange

Elemental: Salamanders

Energy: Yang / masculine

Direction: West

Time of Day: Dusk / sunset

Sabbat: Autumn Equinox / Mabon

State of Matter: Liquid

Astrological Signs: Cancer, Scorpio, & Pisces

Earth Level: Hydrosphere

Animal Parts: Shells, fins

Craft Tools: Chalice, cauldron

Tarot (card) Suit: Cups / hearts

Human Parts: Tears

Spells: Offering, to conjure rain

Spell Disposal: To dissolve - in water

Represents: Emotion, desire

Colors: Blue / silver

Elemental: Undines

Energy: Yin / feminine

Direction: North

Time of Day: Midnight

Sabbat: Winter Solstice / Yule

State of Matter: Solid

Astrological Signs: Capricorn, Taurus, & Virgo

Earth Level: Geosphere

Animal Parts: Bones, hide

Craft Tools: Altar stone, pentacle, salt

Tarot (card) Suit: Pentacles / diamonds

Human Parts: Nails, hair

Spells: Healing, prosperity, banishing

Spell Disposal: To bury - in the ground

Represents: Matter, body

Colors: Green / black

Elemental: Gnomes

Energy: Yin / feminine

Direction: Changing of the seasons / Wheel of the Year

Craft Tools: Pentacle, robe, cord, rope

Spells: Enlightenment, spiritual knowledge

Represents: Center, origin

Colors: Purple / white / black

Energy: Universal

[lunarcappy-deactivated20191113]

Venus Persona Chart Placements

** NOT your natal chart! please see this post  for background info on persona charts, how to look them up, etc.

Within the Venus Persona Chart, we might look at each position as follows…

The Sun shows the essential functions of how you approach love & relationships and what you aim for, your stance in love & relationships

Ascendant/Planets in the 1st show how your expression of love simply appears on the surface, whether it is smooth, awkward, self-centered, pleasant, etc.

The Moon reveals how expressing love and connecting with others makes you feel, it can be seen as the soulful undercurrent/emotional side of your love

Mercury can show how your expression of love speak for itself, how it is “heard”, and the logic behind your love - if it’s based in practicality, intellect, excitement, or intuition

The Venus in this chart can show the receiving, receptive aspect of your love style, the more in-depth and detailed core of what makes you attractive, the Venus in your Venus persona chart is  literally the attractiveness of your love/relationship approach, so this placement goes into greater detail of what you’re attracted to, your ideas of femininity, what you desire.

Mars can show how your love seeks out, hunts, and ultimately gets what it wants - if it is in the more passive side and waits around, or highly desirous and pushes forward with intention, this is your love’s masculine side, or what’s  sexy about how you attract someone, this can also reveal how sex and your sexual nature fits into your idea of love  & relationships

Jupiter is about how or where your love likes to explore and where it seeks opportunity. This can show the talents and positive points of your love approach, where and how it is the happiest being expressed, and what your love really hopes for

Saturn can show how or where your love provides stability and where it will be tested the most, for endurance, stamina, and true strength. This is the serious side of your relationships, what it could be like in its most refined state

As the outer planet signs are generationally-focused and not so much individual, I look at their house placement in the persona chart. The house and aspects connected with your Uranus  reveals where your love needs absolute freedom an independence, and where it may try to rebel against expectations and rules

The house and aspects connected with your Neptune  is where your relationships can suffer illusions and not see the reality of things, this is the ultimate fantasy of what your love aspires towards but also an area where your giving side in relationships can be taken advantage of

The house and aspects connected with your Pluto shows where opportunity lies in order to change, transform, and regenerate your love and relationships. This can show how your love and relationships die and come back to life. These are the fears underlying your relationships. This can also show where you are actually seeking power in relationships, underneath the pretty guise of Venus

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[animezodiac]

Anime quotes as zodiac signs

I need to know if you want more of it, because I have a lot of anime quotes to use

Aries: “It’s just pathetic to give up on something before you even give it a shot” – Reiko Mikami

Taurus:  “Whatever you do, enjoy it to the fullest. That is the secret of life.” – Rider

Gemini: “We’re human, after all. We’ve all got our little quirks.” -  Yukari Yukino

Cancer:  “The only home that a man should ever need is within his heart.” – Lavi Bookman

Leo: “The only one who can beat me is me” - Aomine Daiki

Virgo: “If you can’t do something, then don’t. Focus on what you can do.” – Shiroe

Libra: “I refuse to let my fear control me anymore.” – Maka Albarn

Scorpio: “I don’t enjoy being kicked, but doing the kicking feels rather nice” -  Sebastian Michaelis

Sagittarius: “Humans tend to think logically, but their actions are driven by emotions.” – Sumire Muroto

Capricorn: “I refuse to give up. I refuse to get bored. I refuse to throw it all away. I refuse to despair. Because all I have going for me is the desire to keep moving forward!” – Naegi Makoto

Aquarius: “The ticket to the future is always open.” – Vash The Stampede

Pisces:  “Nothing’s perfect, the world’s not perfect, but it’s there for us, trying the best it can. That’s what makes it so damn beautiful.” - Roy Mustang

[writeandisconnect]

Feels, right?

This might be the topic that I am most careful in approaching. But. I think this is the topic that most people are interested/excited about. 

-wait for it-

Yeees. Compatibility. ARE U READY?

With all the talks about the elements (Fire, Earth, Air, and Water) of the 12 zodiac signs. It is vital to know that the elements hold a core aspect of your personality. The elements unite different zodiac signs and shares a way of looking at the everyday life. Have you ever had moments when you meet someone and you instantly click? Thoughts like “where have you been all my life?”, or “wow, you know me so well”. Sometimes even, when the person you just met ticks you off so easily and you just can’t get along well no matter how hard you tried? 

Well, the universe has an impeccable way of working things out. No matter how hard you try to dismiss it, it’s connected in a way. Some relationships are easier to build than others. Why? Let’s find out.

COMPATIBILITY OF THE SAME ELEMENT

FIRE WITH FIRE

When two Fire signs get together, the energy both hold just instantly intensifies. You may feel like you just met your soulmate. Mutual understandings, the energy both parties exchange and manifests. When they both agree on the same things, all is well. However, when a fight breaks out, it MAY seem like it’s the end. Without a doubt, it’s impossible to put out a fire with fire. Well, if one of the two is willing to let their guard down their relationship is usually the strongest. 

EARTH WITH EARTH

These pairings tend to appreciate each other’s need for stability and routine. They may keep things on the surface, due to the fact that they don’t like talking about their emotional issues. Earth signs like to keep things as peaceful as possible. SECURITY. They need to feel secure, also the responsibility in their relation. Once that’s taken care of, all is goood. 

AIR WITH AIR

These pairings truly understand the meaning of “communication is the key in a relationship”. When two Air signs get together, ideas are bound to be exchanged and the foundation of TRUST. Even if one sign is quieter than the other, they know where the conversation is going. Although at times impracticality is found. Constant reassurance and commitment, keep stimulating their intellect will keep things cool.

WATER WITH WATER

Well well well, when two Water signs get together you don’t have to worry about emotional problems. Because these people can literally READ YOUR MIND, almost like a sixth sense. They are sensitive and very attentive to each other. It is good and bad, first, you may not be able to articulate the intricacies of why and how. Both parties find a space for mutual love and respect.  

COMPATIBILITY OF OPPOSING ELEMENT

FIRE AND AIR

When a Fire sign and Air sign is paired up, they can get along almost instantly. They make a pretty good team. Air signs can understand the thoughts and feelings, the actions and possible outcome of the fire, without extinguishing their enthusiasm. On the other hand, Fire signs can help the indecisiveness of an Air sign. 

EARTH AND WATER

These two signs are a well-suited pair. They rely on each other just as how with water the earth is rejuvenated. However, nothing will be able to regain their trust once it is gone. As if there’s a problem in the land, the water is afraid for its own safety. These signs will start withdrawing themselves. 

COMPATIBILITY OF OTHER ELEMENTS

FIRE AND EARTH

Upon meeting, these signs portray hostility towards each other. Earth extinguishes the fire, the fire burns the earth. A lot of recklessness, impulsiveness. Although this combination isn’t rare, just be cautious. In order to work things out, they need to spend a lot of time and energy to gain mutual understanding in the relationship and find common ground.

FIRE AND WATER

Just by reading the elements, it is obvious that this is a chaotic pairing in a relationship. They do share the same enthusiasm but in different ways. Fire signs are impatient and spontaneous, they express their emotions outwardly. Whereas Water signs are more flexible and passive, they need emotional support and the need to be understood. Fire signs are blunt with words and Water signs forgive but never forgets. They need to learn to understand and accept the emotional world of their partner. To accept that they both view things differently. 

EARTH AND AIR

These pairings can be as problematic as the previous ones, as land is grounded when air is free. Earth signs can feel like they aren’t able to seize Air signs due to their shallowness. Earth signs tend to suppress their partners with inherent conservatism and pragmatism. If a relationship is established between these two it can be long-lasting and productive. That is if they learn how to talk about their feelings (Air signs stop living by reason - Earth signs, stop trying to suppress your emotions thinking they’re under control).

AIR AND WATER

These signs are attracted to each other at times. It works like admiration, Air signs admire how sensitive and receptivity of a Water sign as well as the intuition of a Water sign. On the other hand, Water signs are attracted to good communicators and the intelligence of an Air sign. In the beginning, it may seem there is development between each other but soon later they will begin to understand how unlike and difficult it is to be together.

PHEW. FINALLY.

Do you somehow understand more about your sign’s element now? With that said, I hope this helped in a way to view things in a bigger picture. Knowing how your partner’s element interact with yours will save you a lot of unexpected situations. I just want to add that, compatibility and relations between all elements have their own benefits and doubts. As long as two parties are willing to work it out no matter how rough it gets and not blame one another. That’s when you know you’re A TEAM.

Once again, thank you for sticking with me. 😇

[tenoutofonethousand]

Note

[hobimysun-shine]

what really bothers me is that apparently all hargreeves siblings are libras, with the same natal charts. How do you expect them to come together and make a solid decision on how to save the whole world 

[tenoutofonethousand]

Cat Toys for the Zodiacs

Laser Pointer(s): Capricorn, Aries

Fake/Stuffed Animals (mice): Scorpio, Cancer

Jingle Bell(s): Taurus, Sagittarius

Sock(s): Aquarius, Libra

Your Toes/Hands: Virgo, Leo

Plastic (Bags): Gemini, Pisces

[debbie-sketch]

Studio Ghibli Zodiac Edition 

[sandflake]

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

lovely~

Small? Thin?

charming~

Missing a few pieces?

handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

you’re fantastic looking~

[mymindcontinuestobecomeabstract]

THIS is the best post ever. 

[herokind-archive]

THIS.

[irawkpink]

Yesssss

[believemeitsgoingtobeokay]

^^^^^^^

💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

[blue-v01d]

I am a b e a u t i f u l flower, y’all are too, and n o b o d y can say j a c k ‘bout it, kay, hon?

[dysfunctionalzodiac-deactivated]

Star Signs as Teletubbies

Red Teletubby: Virgo, Taurus

Yellow Teletubby: Cancer, Sagittarius

Green Teletubby: Scorpio, Capricorn

Purple Teletubby: Leo, Gemini

Baby Sun: Aries, Libra

Time for Teletubbies Spin mill: Aquarius

Vacuum: Pisces

[moontrines-deactivated20241130]

alternate version:

[girl-bateman]

Hufflepuff / Infj / Scorpio / Thunderbird 

Aesthetic for anon.

[tenoutofonethousand]

Werewolf- Aries, Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Pisces, Sagittarius

Vampire- Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Aquarius, Capricorn, Scorpio

[tenoutofonethousand]

I apologise because I mixed some up, this is for fun, so be whatever you want xD

[tenoutofonethousand]

Werewolf- Aries, Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Pisces, Sagittarius

Vampire- Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Aquarius, Capricorn, Scorpio

[tenoutofonethousand]

The Zodiacs as quotes my friends say out of context

Aries:  “-what drugs.”

Taurus:  “Ha! jokes on you, I don’t have a future; oh wai-”   

Gemini: “Get on discord, and f----ing play Roblox with me.”

Cancer:  “No, I don’t cry myself to sleep. I sob and go into a coma for 2 weeks-- wha-what did you think I did on the summer holidays?”

Leo:  “Yes, one day I would also like to go to Paris and throw myself at some stranger.”

Virgo:  “I can’t even-- everything is crumbling down around me”

Libra:  “mOOd sWIngS.” 

Scorpio:  “What do you mean ‘feels-bad’; - Maria, you have no feelings.”

Sagittarius: “No Janice- no one wants to hear about your birthday party--”

Capricorn:  “Stop spamming me with your memes Damian.”

Aquarius: “We are all ROCKS- we are made of ROCKS, YOU are made of 

rocks, I am made of rocks. THAT TREE IS MADE OF ROCKS--” 

Pisces: “-Sometimes it be like: flip flop blabbity bop, and now I got depression.”

All names are replaced with fake ones and this is just for fun! Heart this if you like it and msg me for any ideas, questions, or criticism; i do a lot of this stuff - thank you!

[chickabiddy]

The signs as happy feelings and things

ARIES: The feeling of accomplishment after finishing up a big project at work and coming home to the comfort of your bed. Finally winning over a lover’s heart. The color red. Successfully nailing a job interview. Bold lipsticks. The adrenaline rush you get from driving over the speed limit. Lip biting during kisses.

TAURUS: The feeling of being in your lover’s arms. Binging on shows instead of going out on a Friday night. Meditating before bed. Taking a deep whiff of your favorite candle. Soft blankets. Forehead kisses and long hugs. A smile of appreciation during an encounter with a baby animal. Freshly baked cookies. Sleeping in after a long week of work. GEMINI: The feeling of enlightenment after an intellectual conversation with a stranger at a coffee shop. Warm winds against your skin on a summer evening. Lemonade. Observing a ladybug in your palm. Seeing stars in your lover’s eyes. Cotton candy and ice cream. The elation you get when someone understands your jokes. CANCER: The feeling of happiness and contentment when your loved ones compliment your home cooked meals. Oreos dipped into milk. Feeling the warmth and love when your pets cuddle up right next to you on the couch. Dipping your toes into a swimming pool as the sun begins to set. The smile that plays on your lips when someone tells you they love and appreciate you.  LEO: The feeling of dressing up to reflect the confidence you feel from within. Finally saving up enough to purchase your dream bag. Socializing with your best friends over drinks at a housewarming party. Getting a new hair color. Genuine compliments that make you light up. Reciprocation of all the love and generosity you’ve given to those around you.  VIRGO: The feeling of valuable gained knowledge after reading up on articles of your favorite topics during the wee hours of the morning. Holding hands with your lover in the movie theater. Letting the art of your words bring solace to someone’s pain and suffering. Readjusting your glasses after a long period of reading. Promotions at work. Feeling capable and worthy.    LIBRA: The feeling of appreciation for the amazing people who surround you. The sound of laughter. The blush that flushes your cheeks when the handsome guy at the bar winks at you. Looking in the mirror and feeling content with what you see. Movie nights over wine with your favorite girls. Making out by the fireplace. The feeling of silk on your bare skin.  SCORPIO: The feeling of danger and excitement when you rev your motorcycle engine to speed up on the freeway. Smelling a fresh bouquet of roses. Tongue kisses. Telling scary stories by the bonfire with your best friends. Make up sex. Running into the arms of your lover after an eternity of being apart. Finally letting your walls down and allowing yourself to trust again after countless heartbreak.  SAGITTARIUS: The feeling of the wind messing up your hair as you stick your head out the sunroof while your friends are driving. Toasting drinks over barbecue. Fireworks on the 4th of July. Helping someone see in a different perspective. Feeling energized after a good workout. Vibing to your favorite artist’s new soundtrack. Driving stick. CAPRICORN: The feeling of achievement after closing a deal on your first home. Proudly watching as your younger siblings grow up. Nervously asking out your lover on a first date and feeling overwhelmed with joy when they say yes. Going on a hike with your friends. Re-watching your favorite movies. Pillow talks. Making sure your loved ones feel safe and secure.  AQUARIUS: The feeling of being finally being understood. Staying up late playing video games. Proving someone wrong. Bringing out the best traits in a person by encouraging them to be unafraid of who they are. Spending time alone after out with friends. Stargazing with your lover. The cool mist that caresses your skin on a winter morning. PISCES: The feeling of being complete after expressing yourself through a form of art. Eskimo kisses. Pouring your emotions out onto pen and paper. Hands covered in paint. Bright blue skies with tons of of cirrus clouds. The sound of rain soothing you to sleep. Singing along to your favorite songs on a road trip with your family.