#incorrect-s-o

[solaroppositestrash]

Terry: I like your robe.

Korvo: Thank you. I got it for 50% off.

Terry: I’d like it 100% off -wink-

Korvo: The clothes store can’t just sell free things.

Terry: That’s not what I-

Korvo: You need to learn how business works, Terry.

[jesse-besse]

favorite type of ice cream?

“Strawberry!! Duh!! It’s really sweet and it matches my pink dress! Yumyulack makes fun of me for liking it because apparently I’m ‘eating a human plant species so it’s tEcHnIcAlLy cAnIbAlIsm’ (no it’s not)”

[solaroppositestrash]

Yumyulack: Illegal? The only illegal thing I’ve done is absolutely KILLING it on the dance floor homie!

Yumyulack: I also killed 468 people in 20 minutes once but that was an accident i swear

[solaroppositestrash]

Neighbor: So you live together, sleep in the same bed, and have children together...which makes you...?

Korvo: Bros.

Terry: BEST bros! -fistbump-

[solaroppositestrash]

Server: Hi welcome to Applebees, what would you like?

Terry: Hello! I would like the Apples!

Korvo: I’ll have the...um...bees.

[solaroppositestrash]

Terry: I love you.

Korvo: You say that, but I’m not entirely sure you know what it means. Terry, I love you like I’ve never loved anyone before, and to be honest I don’t know if you can handle that.

Terry: ...the answer to your crossword? “8 letters, 3 words?”

Korvo: 

Korvo: i was quoting a movie

Korvo:

Korvo: a bug’s life

[solaroppositestrash]

thank you to @victorian-propoganda​ for the amazing drawing of this! (im honored) love this rendition of yumyulack

[solaroppositestrash]

Korvo: my romantic partner must be of the highest standard.

Terry: [trips over his own feet, bumps into a mailbox and apologizes to it]

Korvo: i want that one