#incorrectappledashquotes

[prismy-sprout]

Yeah... I think is better no one tells her, at least for a couple of years.

[incorrectappledashquotes]

Applejack: You know. Despite all the shit you put me through, I still love you so much.

Dash: I love you too.

Applejack: *expecting something horrible to happen*

Applejack: *waiting for something horrible to happen*

Applejack: *astonished that something horrible hasn't happened*

Applejack: Oh my Celestia, you actually didn't ruin a sincere moment.

Dash, visibly afraid: I know, I'm scared too. This isn't natural.

[zapple-love]

lemonade?

~When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade🍋

Applejack: *rolls her eyes* Oh please, yer already sour enough to deal with. 

Rainbow Dash: *narrow eyes* We’ll see about that.. I CAN BE SWEET!

Applejack: *hugs Dash*

Rainbow Dash: NOOOOOOOOO, you’re making me lose my awesomeness!

Applejack: *blank stare* You know, sometimes I just wanna kill you..

Why can’t y’all just say: When life gives ya apples, ya make an applepie? 

Heh, but anyway, thanks anon for coming to my blog even if it seems like it’s dead lol. I appreciate it💕

@blitzdashie This is literally you :pp

[prismy-sprout]

We all know that AJ´s thing is honesty, but that one flew a bit too hard

[prismy-sprout]

Dash´s flirting skills are usually smooth as silk, today she woke up and decided to go as smooth as sand paper.

[incorrectappledashquotes]

Applejack: Why are you drinking wine? It’s 11 am.

Dash: That’s quarantine, baby!

– Later –

Applejack: Why aren’t you wearing pants?

Dash: That’s quarantine, baby!

– Much Later –

Applejack: This is your second panic attack in a week,

Dash, whimpering: That’s quarantine, baby…

[incorrectappledashquotes]

And now for something completely different.

Dash: Hey, did you know I had a twin sister?

Applejack: I... did not.

Dash: Yeah. Her name's Ingrid. I locked her in the basement, if ya wanna meet her.

Applejack: Well why would you go and do that? *opens the basement door*

Ingrid: *is nothing more than a horrendous mass of something unpleasant looking*

Ingrid: *unending screams of the damned, also dub-step*

Applejack: Well okay then. *closes the door very calmly* Hey, Dashie?

Dash: Yeah?

Applejack: You don't actually have a twin sister, do you?

Dash: Nope. Only child.

Applejack: Then what the fuck was that?

Dash: No idea, I was hoping you'd kill it.

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Dash: Hey, what's your biggest fear?

Applejack: Hmm... I'm gonna say either losing my loved ones, or losing my memories.

Dash: Ah, yes... that makes sense.

Applejack: And you?

Dash, without hesitation: Kirby.

Applejack: ... The pink guy from Nintendo?

Dash: YES! He's HORRIFYING!