#incorrectqoutes

[this-is-kuma]

*Trevor rushes by with an armful of water bottles*

Michael : What's going on?

Franklin: Trevor wouldn't drink water.

Michael : ...And?

Franklin: And I asked them how fast they could chug an entire bottle.

Trevor, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!

[reynaharmonia]

Robert: Si Michael cree que puede simplemente mirarme con sus lindos ojos y conseguir lo que quiera...

Robert: Entonces tiene toda la razón

[pinguplanet]

The corner meeting :)

Credit to @incorrectcorpsehusband to the qoutes!

[cindyvonotakuuwu]

Seven/RK: Bro, close your eyes.

Mono: Sure bro *closes his eyes*

Seven/RK: What do you see bro?

Mono: Nothing bro.

Seven/RK: That is my life without you bro.

Mono: Bro...

Seven/RK: Bro

[incorrectappledashquotes]

Dash: Okay, before you get mad, I can explain.

Applejack: Alright then. Explain to me why I just had to sign for a delivery of 10,000 trampolines.

Dash: It was an accident.

Applejack: How do you accidentally buy 10,000 trampolines?

Dash: I only meant to buy 100.

[entirelyincorrectscpquotes]

SCP-049-J: Hey, mask! *goes down on one knee* Will you be my brother in law?

SCP-035: Did you... did you just propose to me?

SCP-049: For me?

SCP-049-J: Well, someone had to do it.

[incorrecthazbinquotes]

Egg boi: Snake, wait up! you forgot these…

Sir penitous: no thanks. I’m quitting

Egg boi: snake?

Sir penitous: These things will kill ya, where will you go…?

Egg boi: Our fight is finished. There’s nothing left for us to do

Sir penitous: No. There’s one thing I still have to do. I have to see this age off… see what the future brings.

Egg boi: sounds good to me. I’ll go with you.

Sir penitous: Otacon, I’m gonna be dead soon. You don’t have to come.

Egg boi: you said it yourself, snake. There’s nothing inside you can pass on to the next generation. No genes, no memes… You’re man-made… You’re a beast.

Sir penitous: I know… a blue rose. There won’t be any Happy “beauty and the beast ending for me. What little time I have left will be spent living… as a beast. A shadow of the inside… of the old age

Egg boi: Exactly, That’s why you need me, As a witness

Sir penitous: A witness?

Egg boi: Yeah! Someone on the outside to beat witness to your final days! someone to pass on your story, Not that I’m the only witness. But I’ll remember everything you were, and stick with you to the end.

Sir penitous: Otacon…

Egg boi: besides, you wouldn’t let me suffer Sunny’s egged alone, would you?

[anuknowha]

Roger talking to the other members about his song: Some of you never fucked a car and it shows.