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Drunk Y/N pointing at Steve: that's MY boyfriend, fuckers!!!

Steve: I'm your husband, Y/N.

Y/N: EVEN BETTER

Steve: Y/N, open wide for me

Y/N: y-yes sir

Steve: Tell me if it's choking you too much and you can't breathe okay?

Y/N: hmmm

Steve: This might hurt, Y/N.

Y/N: I'm n-not made of glass, Steve. I'll be f-fine.

Steve: I know I'm you husband but stop making this look like a porno, I'm still your dentist.

Steve: So, why don't you have a boyfriend?

Y/N: I have a really strict dad.

Y/N: What about you? Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Steve: You have a really strict dad.

Steve: Spell happiness.

Y/N: H–

Steve: That's wrong.

Y/N: Happiness starts with a h?

Steve: Really? Then why does my happiness starts with you?

Y/N: [Sitting on Steve's lap] Pay attention to me.

Steve: We were just making out two seconds ago.

Y/N: I don't see your point.

Y/N: how do you do it??

Steve: How do I do what?

Y/N: smile all the time

Steve: I just think of you all the time

Steve: Y/N is not my girlfriend.

Y/N: Here, I made you some tea.

Steve: Thanks babe.

Steve: I'm in pain.

Y/N: I told you to take pain medication.

Steve: [Grab's Y/N's hand and place it over his heart] It hurts right here... I think I like you.

Y/N: *blushing* Damn it Steve!

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