thief of the heart
cliche titles, gotta love em
requested-yes
charcters- Gale, Astarion, Karlach, Shadowheart
Gale-
Gale realizes very early on that you’re incapable of resisting the urge to steal things purely for your own amusement. Not expensive things, either —which somehow makes it worse. Over the course of the journey, he loses a singular glove, two fountain pens, an earring he swears he left beside his bedroll, and, most mysteriously of all, an entire wheel of cheese. He spends days trying to solve the mystery with the same intensity he’d apply to deciphering ancient magic. You let him suffer through it right up until he dramatically announces to camp that “an intellectual battle is clearly underway.” That night, you sneak into his tent intending to return the missing earring before he loses his mind completely, only to freeze when Gale speaks from the darkness. “You know,” he says calmly, “most.. thieves try not to get caught.”-
whipping around so fast you nearly stab him out of reflex. Gale- unfortunately for you....finds this hilarious.
Instead of being angry, he becomes curious. Very curious. Suddenly he’s asking questions about lockpicking techniques while you’re picking through whatever breakfast you've scrounged up. He watches your hands, so closely your sure he's about to burn holes into them whenever you shuffle cards or flip a dagger between your fingers. One evening, he even insists you teach him “the fundamentals of subtle theft,” despite the fact he has absolutely no natural talent for it whatsoever. You sit cross-legged beside him for over an hour trying to teach him how to palm a coin without dropping it. His fingers brush yours constantly as you reposition his hands, and every failure earns another deeply offended sigh from him.
“This is absurd-” Gale mutters after the coin clatters onto the ground once again. “I can manipulate the Weave itself- yet this tiny silver disc...defeats me.”
Your laugh sputters out of you so hard you nearly tip backward off the log you’re sitting on. Gale catches your wrist automatically before you can fall, steadying you with a hand warm against your skin. The laughter fades slower than it should. His thumb brushes lightly against the inside of your wrist before he seems to realize he’s still holding it.
The two of you stare at each other for one dangerously quiet second.
Then you grin. “Want me to teach you how to pick pockets next?”
He lets out a soft, helpless laugh and shakes his head. “Gods help me, I think you already have.”
Astarion-
The rivalry between you and Astarion becomes the single most annoying thing in camp according to literally everyone else. It starts small— little contests over who can unlock doors faster or swipe supplies without getting caught. Then it escalates. Suddenly you’re stealing each other’s belongings just to prove a point. Astarion wakes up one morning to find every buckle missing from his armor. In retaliation, he steals your favorite dagger and spends the entire day twirling it smugly between his fingers whenever you look at him.
Shadowheart threatens bodily harm within the week.
The worst part is how much fun the two of you are having. There’s an easy understanding between you whenever you work together — the kind built on quick reflexes and mutual bad decisions. During jobs, you move around each other effortlessly, covering blind spots without speaking, exchanging knowing looks across crowded rooms. The flirting slips naturally into it all, sharp and playful and constant.
One evening in Baldur’s Gate, the two of you end up cornered in a narrow alley after a theft goes slightly sideways. Astarion has one hand braced against the wall beside your head while both of you try not to laugh loudly enough to give yourselves away. “Well,” he whispers, breathless with amusement, “that could have gone better.”
“You were the one who insulted the guard.”
“I was being...charming.”
“You called him ‘architecturally unfortunate.’”
Astarion snorts softly, shoulders shaking with suppressed laughter. Gods, he’s close. Close enough for you to feel the cold brush of his rings when his fingers briefly catch your wrist. The teasing slowly quiets after that, slipping into something softer without either of you acknowledging it. His gaze flicks toward your mouth for half a second too long.
Then, because neither of you can handle sincerity for more than three consecutive seconds, you smoothly pull his stolen dagger from inside your sleeve.
Astarion stares at it in betrayal. “You absolute menace.”
You grin. “Too slow.”
He laughs then— genuine, bright, beautiful, before leaning in just enough for his forehead to briefly rest against yours. “I’m going to kiss you eventually,” he murmurs. “Possibly just to stop you talking.”
Shadowheart-
Shadowheart pretends your rogue habits are deeply irritating, but she’s suspiciously tolerant of them compared to everyone else. She complains every time you vanish mid-conversation only to reappear directly behind her five minutes later, yet she’s stopped reaching for her weapon when you do it....Mostly.
One night at camp, you sneak up behind her while she’s reading beside the fire and whisper dramatically, “Hand over your valuables and nobody gets hurt.”
Without even glancing up from her book, Shadowheart drops a small pouch of coins into your lap. “There. Buy yourself better hobbies.”
You stare at her, scandalized. “You prepared for this?”
“I’ve been traveling with you long enough to adapt.”
The smug little smile she gives you afterward nearly kills you on the spot.
Despite the teasing, there’s something strangely comforting about being around her. Shadowheart understands guarded people better than most, even if neither of you says it aloud. She notices the way your hands always hover near your weapons when strangers get too close. Notices how lightly you sleep. Notices the moments you instinctively reach for exits in crowded spaces. She never pushes too hard about it, though. Just stays near.
Later that same evening, after everyone else has gone to sleep, the two of you remain by the dying fire trading quiet insults back and forth. At some point you end up shoulder-to-shoulder beneath a shared blanket because the night air turned colder without either of you acknowledging it.
“You know,” Shadowheart murmurs eventually, gaze fixed on the stars overhead, “for someone so good at stealing things, you’re remarkably obvious sometimes.”
You raise an eyebrow. “Meaning?”
Her eyes flick toward you briefly, softer now than they usually are. “You look at people like you’re waiting for them to leave.”
The comment hits far too close to home. You go quiet. For once, Shadowheart doesn’t tease you about it. Instead, her hand slowly brushes against yours beneath the blanket, hesitant enough to give you time to pull away.
You don’t.
Her fingers curl carefully with yours, and the tiny smile she hides against your shoulder afterward feels more precious than anything you’ve ever stolen.
Karlach-
Karlach loves your stealth skills with the enthusiasm of someone discovering a very cool magic trick for the first time. Unfortunately, she has absolutely no ability to participate in stealth herself. None. You spend an entire afternoon trying to teach her how to move quietly before an infiltration mission. Karlach listens with complete seriousness too, nodding along while crouched behind a tree like she’s preparing for the world’s loudest assassination.
“Step lightly,” you whisper. “Careful foot placement. Controlled breathing.”
Karlach nods solemnly. “Got it.”
Five minutes later she accidentally shoulder-checks a suit of armor hard enough to send it crashing down an entire staircase.
The mission devolves immediately after that. Guards start shouting, Karlach yells “SHIT!,” and suddenly the two of you are sprinting through corridors trying not to laugh yourselves sick. At one point she grabs you around the waist and throws you over her shoulder so she can run faster while you protest loudly the entire time.
“This is kidnapping!”
“This is teamwork!”
By the time you finally escape onto a rooftop overlooking the city, both of you are completely breathless. Karlach collapses beside you, laughing so hard tears gather in the corners of her eyes. You can’t help laughing too, even while shoving weakly at her shoulder for ruining the plan within seconds.
“Hey,” Karlach says eventually, grin softening as she looks at you. “You still brought me with you, though.”
There’s something quieter beneath the teasing now. Something warm.
You glance over at her. “You make terrible decisions.”
“Yeah,” Karlach replies easily, nudging her knee against yours. “But I make them with confidence.”
You snort. She beams at you like that was the funniest thing anyone’s ever said. Then, after a small pause, Karlach’s expression softens further. Carefully— almost shy despite her size, she reaches over and hooks a finger through yours.
The gesture is so gentle compared to everything else about her that it catches you completely off guard.
Karlach notices your expression immediately and laughs under her breath. “Aw, look at you,” she murmurs fondly. “Got all flustered. Cute.”
You immediately try to pull your hand away out of sheer embarrassment. Karlach only laughs harder and refuses to let go.











