Jessie Fleming, writing Magda's biography: All she's ever wanted was to be feared and rule the world but every villainous act she would commit backfire. Stole candy from a baby. It was poisoned, baby saved. Steal the baby. Abusive parents. Threw a women off a building. It was the push she needed to unlock her powers of flight, now she's her sidekick.
Erin, the newly acquired toddler: Ms. Evil Lady you sure are helping a lot of people.
Magda, the kidnapping villain: Finish eating your lunch, kid. I'm plotting on to overthrow the Big Bank.
Pernille, the sidekick: Oh that's great, Magda. They're so corrupt. I'll cancel my plans with Alex Scott tonight. She's gonna love this.
Magda: *crumples up evil plans and throws them across the room* DAMMIT
Jessie: And those plans landed in the recycling bin.