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Lorraine's Mom: *bursts into the room* You two are having sex! Lorraine: We are? Ed, why didn’t you tell me? I’d have put my book down.

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Lorraine: Honey bun?

Ed: Yes?

Lorraine: I meant, would you like one?

Ed: Oh. Yes. Sure. Sugar?

Lorraine: Yes?

Ed: I was just asking if you wanted some sugar in your tea.

Lorraine: Oh! Yes…yes, please.

Ed: completely flustered

Judy: Even I’m getting embarrassed from watching them.

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Drew: I spy with my little eye, something that begins with the letter ’S’. Valak: *looks over at Ed and Lorraine* Valak: Is it ‘sexual tension’?

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Lorraine: There’s something I need to get off my chest. Ed: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.

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Lorraine: *Holds door open for Ed* After you. Ed: No, after you. Lorraine: I insist, after you. Judy: *Pushes past both of them* After me.

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Young Ed: I didn’t understand why people loved their dumb girlfriends so much until I got a dumb girlfriend myself Young Ed: I’ve only had Lorraine for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself

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Lorraine: Hey, can you do something for me? Ed: I would willingly die for you, but continue..

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Lorraine: Well, fuck me if I’m wrong but- Ed: You are wrong Lorraine: I didn’t eve- Ed: YOU ARE WRONG