#incorrectlockwoodandcoquote

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Lockwood, slowly removing heart-shaped sunglasses: I beg your fucking pardon

[littlefawnesque]

Lockwood: i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, unless of course you're talking about my enemy, quill Kipps, fuck you Quill Kipps, you know what you did.

*the rest of the team standing there nodding along*

[caramaltreats]

*at Aickmere's*

Lucy: What will it cost to make you stop throwing yourself into danger? Lockwood: Your dowry. Lucy: Lockwood, what the f*ck? I'm being serious! Lockwood: What made you think that I wasn't?

[wandering-woods]

Lockwood: Sweetheart, I'm home. Come give me a passionate kiss

George: ok, pucker up

(Lucy kisses Lockwood's cheek)

Kipps: That's passionate?

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Holly: I just want to be included!

Holly, after being included: What the actual fuck

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Kipps: Why are Lucy and Lockwood sitting with their backs to each other?

George: They argued

Kipps: Then why are they holding hands?

George: They get sad when they argue

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Skull: *describing all the ways Lucy could kill Lockwood and George*

George: What is he talking about?

Lucy: Boys

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Lucy: *gets wallet out*

Cashier, seeing multiple pictures of George inside it: How sweet! Is that your boyfriend?

Lucy: No, he’s my best friend. My boyfriend’s right here

Lockwood: Hi

Cashier: Oh, I'm so sorry for assuming

Lockwood: Nah, it’s fine, we get that all the time. I have his picture in my wallet too