#incorrectocquotes

[waltzshouldbewriting]

Tsunami: in my defense, I was left unsupervised

Gadget: but wasn’t Neuron with you?

Neuron: in my defense, I was also left unsupervised

[maritimemelancholy]

From hornedpandeiros

Luke: From now on, we'll be using codenames.

Luke: You can address me as "Eagle 1"

Luke: Anya, codename "Been there, done that"

Luke: Kana is "Currently doing that"

Luke: Teresa is "It happened once in a dream"

Luke: Kraehe, codename "If I had to pick a dude"

Luke: Kronno is "Eagle 2"

Kronno: Oh thank god

[waltzshouldbewriting]

Meg: wait Drac, you’re not actually a vampire, right?

Dracula: no, of course not. I have blood.

Meg: ... but is it your blood?

Dracula: it is blood, yes

[waltzshouldbewriting]

Josh: What state do you live in?

Covyn: Anxiety

[waltzshouldbewriting]

Person: I know you snuck out last night, Cameron

Cameron, thinking; play dumb

Cameron, out loud: who’s Cameron?

Cameron, thinking: not that dumb

[waltzshouldbewriting]

Mark: I need an adult

Katie: you are an adult

Mark: I need an different adult. A more adultier adult.

[waltzshouldbewriting]

Katie: me and Mark have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s -

Mark: sentences

Katie: don’t interrupt me

[waltzshouldbewriting]

Katie: Today was a cheat day for me. I went on my morning run at 8 instead of 7 and put a little whipped cream on my fruit for breakfast

Mark: ... I’ve had nothing but lemonade Oreos for two days