#source: no idea

[filmyocean]

Steve, in line at a coffee shop: Hi, can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhhh, seven shots of espresso? Eddie, right behind him: Jesus Christ, Harrington. Just do cocaine

[inprogress-predicament]

Jason, storming into the Batcave: BRUCE! Get your demon.

Bruce, not looking up: Damain, let go of Jason. It's past your bed time.

Damian, clinging to Jason's torso: Not until he says it.

Bruce: Jason, say it.

Dick: What does he want you to say?

Damian: Todd is the only one who refuses to wish me a goodnight. I deserve to be Good Night'ed

[gardentool]

Gojo: If I was high, could I do this?

Gojo: *just stands there*

Shoko: What are you doing?

Gojo: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?

[mphfpcincorrectquotes]

*After Fiona goes missing*

Hugh: 'I've decided I want to be cremated.'

Jacob: 'Like when you die?'

Hugh: 'No like whenever just surprise me.'

[ahopelessblogaboutdinosaurtrain]

Shiny: Here are two pictures. One of them is your nest, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which?

Annie:

Annie: This one is the dumpster.

Shiny: They’re both your nest.

[cosmosinfinity23]

Sam: If you could meet anyone, dead or alive, who’d it be?

Castiel: Alive.

[incorrect-drxreader]

Yasuhiro: You know (Y/N), I’m having a little trouble opening this jar.

(Y/N): That’s because it’s a can.