Nov 2, 2020
[Akihiko and Shinji sitting in jail together]
Akihiko: So who should we call?
Shinji: I’d call Mitsuru, but I feel safer in jail.
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[Akihiko and Shinji sitting in jail together]
Akihiko: So who should we call?
Shinji: I’d call Mitsuru, but I feel safer in jail.
Minato: I have a new hoodie.
Ryoji: We have a new hoodie.
Akihiko: For self-defense reasons, I’ll pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Minato: Okay.
Shinji: Sure.
Akihiko: Give me all your money if you want to live
Shinji: Bold of you to assume i have money.
Minato: Bold of you to assume i want to live.
Yukari: Akihiko, how long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Akihiko: I think-
Fuuka: 72 hours.
Akihiko: How do you-
Fuuka: There’s a clown behind you.
Minato: [gets pulled over]
Police: Papers.
Minato: Scissors. I win.
Minato: [drives away]
Mugger: [points gun] Your money or your life
Mitsuru: Very well [hands her id] you've got nine annoying ass dorm mates.
Mugger: Wait-
Mitsuru [already running away]: You're supposed to babysit Minako in 10 minutes!
Akihiko: [pushing on a door that says 'pull']
Shinji [filming him]: Try pushing harder.
Mitsuru [To Minato and Minako]: Oh, we don’t curse in our dorm-
Shinji [in the background]: FUCK