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Aubrey: Does this hat look good on me?

Beca: You look like a dwarf.

Aubrey: Look who's talking.

Well, I'm not technically seeing her, but I've seen her around. We've even had a whole conversation about Mondays.

Beca: I’m going to sleep. Chloe, spoon with me. We need to huddle together for warmth.

Aubrey: No, Chloe, you’re my best friend. You’re going to spoon with me.

Beca: I called first spoon. Chloe, get over here right now.

Aubrey: Chloe, don’t throw away a lifelong friendship for a one-night spoon with Beca.

Chloe: Okay, enough. We’re gonna stop fighting. We’re gonna lie down, and we’re gonna triple-spoon like grown-ups! Come on, bring it in. Bring it in.

Aubrey: Ok, Bellas, there has been a change in plans.

Beca: Since when do we make plans?

“I’m bisexual. But I hate everyone, so it’s more like... Byesexual.”

—Beca Mitchell, at some point.

Beca: Let me get this straight, more like... let me run something bi you.

Emily: Yeah, maybe it will pan out.

Aubrey: No, I think we should ace-ess the situation.

Chloe: ... I'm gay.

lesbihonest

Aubrey: We're about to die Beca, do you really want your last words to be sarcastic?!

Beca: [sarcastically] Nooooooo.

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