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Beca: I know we don’t always see eye to eye on things.

Aubrey: That’s because you’re too short.

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Hey! Could I ask where the "Oh yeah, come on. I'm moving on. She can press him up against that window as much as she wants. For all I care, she can throw him through the damn thing." line originally came from? I know I've seen it before but I can't remember where and it's driving me crazy! (P.s. Love your blog)

Hey! It’s from season 2 of Friends. Rachel said this when she saw Ross and Julie kissing.

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Chloe: People perceive you as somewhat...

Aubrey: Tempestuous?

Chloe: "Heinous bitch" is the term used most often.

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Beca: What's wrong with the way I dress?

Chloe: You know, some people might say that all the black leather kind of makes you looks like an evil villain. Not me. I think you look like a sexy motorcycle.

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Cynthia Rose: You don’t get sarcasm, do you?

Flo: I think I had a sarcasm once.

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Beca: I’m going to sleep. Chloe, spoon with me. We need to huddle together for warmth.

Aubrey: No, Chloe, you’re my best friend. You’re going to spoon with me.

Beca: I called first spoon. Chloe, get over here right now.

Aubrey: Chloe, don’t throw away a lifelong friendship for a one-night spoon with Beca.

Chloe: Okay, enough. We’re gonna stop fighting. We’re gonna lie down, and we’re gonna triple-spoon like grown-ups! Come on, bring it in. Bring it in.

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Beca: Well, Danger is my middle name.

Chloe: That’s a lie. Your middle name is Cutie Pie.

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Fat Amy: You know, you two make a cute couple.

Beca: No, no we’re not, we’re not a couple, we’re single, two singles, like those individually wrapped slices of cheese that are friends.

Fat Amy: Did I pluck a nerve there?

Chloe: Oh yeah.

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Kommissar: You shouldn’t insult people taller than yourself, small friend.

Beca: Then I wouldn’t be able to insult anyone!

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Chloe: Oh, Aubrey. Aubrey, she's fantastic. The most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I've never felt this way before. It's like a volcano erupting inside of me... like hot lava rising higher and higher and - What is that, Aubrey? What is it?

Aubrey: It's called a toner. It's either that or malaria.

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Chloe: Beca, I've done it. I've found a new Bella and she's dope. Her name is Emily Junk. Emily!

Emily: The big BM! Captain, two things: one, it is an absolute honor to meet you. Two, who is that hot Treble dude out there? Because honestly, daaaaaaamn!

Beca: Uh, take a seat.

Emily: Right, here we go.

Beca: So, Emily...

Emily: You got her right here. Leave a message after the beep.

Beca: Why do I want you as the new Bella?

Emily: For starters, access to the illest alumnae clubs. And that's just for starters. I will work for you. I'll be on you 24/7. I'll be like your family. I'm here when you get here in the morning, sure enough, I'll be there tucking you into bed at night. Don't worry, it's not gay. Do we have questions?

Chloe: I think our only question is when can you start?

Emily: Right now. Let's do it.

Beca: Thank you for coming in. We will talk.

Emily: Cool. I feel good about this. Hey, you know you can hit me up on Facebook anytime day or night, you know that right?

Chloe: Take care, Legacy.

Emily: Boom.

Chloe: So what do you think of the new Bella?

Beca: I want to punch you in the face so bad right now.

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Aubrey: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.

Emily: Is that what you do?

Aubrey: Me? Oh, no, my power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.

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Chloe: I need a four letter word for disappointment.

Aubrey: Beca.

Chloe: ... It fits.

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Aubrey: There are two types of beings in the universe: those who dance, and those who do not.

Beca: I get it, yes. Chloe is a dancer, I am not.

Aubrey: You need to find a woman who's pathetic, like you.

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I just went through your whole blog It's hilarious

Thank you m’dear ;)

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Stacie: What have you been doing?

Beca: Mostly sitting around the house complaining about things.

Stacie: Yeah? How's that working out for you?

Beca: Can't complain.

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Jesse: Admit it! You like my girlfriend.

Chloe: Oh, come on. I mean, am I attracted to her? Sure. Do my days feel better when I'm around her? Yeah. Does she get me in ways no woman ever has? Indubitably. Do I fantasize about her? Yes, but only in two positions. Look, am I the kind of gal who would try to steal someone else's girlfriend? Sure, of course, but do I like her? The answer's no.