#incorrectprinceoftennis

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ryoma : sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

kintarou : the cow?

ryoma : i- what?

shiraishi, close to tears : kintarou, 𝘸𝘩𝘺?

shiraishi : *turns to tezuka* you should be thankful that you have ryoma. you see what i have to deal with!

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jirou : if shishido and i were drowing, who would you save?

atobe : you two can't swim?

shishido : it's a hypothetical question! who would you save?

atobe : my time and effort.

atobe is such a mood lmao

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marui : right, who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

yanagi : you'll die not only from choking, but also from the sugar overload- *starts rambling off data*

sanada : you’re a hazard to society. tarundoru !!

niou : and a coward. DO TWENTY.

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hiyoshi : nothing in life is free.

kintarou : adventure is free!

renji : knowledge is free.

amane : words are free.

jirou : everything is free if you have atobe's credit card!

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akaya : i bet you all can't name something you're better than me at!

marui : that's easy, arcade games.

yukimura : tennis.

niou : gullibility to tricks.

sanada : emotional vulnerability. tarundoru !!

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shishido : what are your goals?

eiji : to pet all the dogs in the world.

shishido : no, i mean fitness goals.

eiji : oh, then - to be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs!

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jirou : hey! what did you guys get in your yearbook?

yuushi : i got 'prettiest smile'

choutarou : 'nicest personality'

shishido : 'most likely to start a bar fight'

hiyoshi : 'least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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tokugawa : what time is it?

irie : i don’t know, pass me my saxophone and we’ll find out

*plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

atobe : WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING ?!

irie, grinning : it’s 2 am.