Incorrect quotes straight out of hell!

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Angel Dust: Can I ask a dumb question?

Husk: Better than anyone I know.

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Alastor, to Angel Dust: I've come to a realization that has gone against all of my beliefs, has shaken me to my very core, and may do the same to you.

Alastor: You are my friend.

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Vaggie: Why is there blood everywhere?

Alastor: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Vaggie: You stabbed someone?!

Alastor: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

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Head canon: your tired

Isn't everyone?

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Lilith: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Lucifer: *whispering to Charlie* Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Charlie: *whispering* because I have little hands.

Lucifer: Because she has little hands.

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Alastor: I can't tell if I'm really nice but secretly an asshole, or an asshole but secretly really nice.

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Headcannon: you’re one of those people who are too afraid to put stickers on anything because it’s too much commitment. Also your bookshelf is probably half trinkets to the point where it’s difficult to pull books out without moving 20000000 things

That is very true! I have put a whopping 1 sticker on my laptop so far, even though I have an envelope full of them and I told myself I would decorate it fully XD

Bookshelf part is also true! If I have more space when I move out, I want to put them somewhere separate, cause moving everything is kinda annoying

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You sound like your closet is Alastor -colored

Yeah, pretty much XD got some red shirts, but mostly have black and grey stuff

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Headcanon: You breath oxygen.

At this point, I'm surprised I'm still breathing in general

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Headcanon: you probably started wearing mostly black in high school and now so much of your wardrobe is monochrome you simultaneously want to wear more color and are too afraid to. You’d look good in red though

Wha- how is this so accurate?

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Angel Dust: *playing the accordion*

Baxter: Do you take requests?

Angel Dust: Sure!

Baxter: Stop.

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Charlie: Has anyone ever told you they love you?

Angel Dust: Do my parents count?

Charlie: Yes.

Angel Dust: Then no.

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HC about you: you are a human that likes the color red and wears black turtlenecks with hazbin pins on it (I don’t know, you just sound pretty nice)

Partially true! I do love the colour red, I even dyed my hair red a couple times. I don't own any turtlenecks, but I do wear a lot of black shirts. I do still want to buy a turtleneck though. As for the pins, it kinda depends where I'm going, when I'm going to an event where I might meet fans, I definitely wear them! In my day to day life, I'd rather put them on display on my bookshelf out of fear of losing them

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new ask game: send me headcanons you have about me

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Angel Dust: I'm actually concerned for people who complain about how different people look without makeup. Like, did you think eyeshadow permanently alters someone's eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes?

Alastor: Babies have no concept of object permanence.

Angel Dust: That's one of the sickest burns I've ever heard.

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Angel Dust: Do you use any facecream?

Alastor: No.

Angel Dust: Well, you should.

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I did a thing

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It looks great!~ :D