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Child!Mc: “Are you my Papa AND my Mama?”
Aris: “Well, I suppose-”
Child!Mc: “Because a kid said only a Mama can be pretty and a Papa can be handsome. But… you’re both, does that mean you’re my Papa and Mama?”
Aris: “;-;… Please stay pure Mc.”
@spider-lilies-if
Rival!Sol: Will you be sensible for once in your life?!”
Death: “I resent the implication that I’m alive.”
Rival!Sol: “You look alive to me.”
Death: “Only on the outside.”
Game: @theabyssal
Halek: “Has anyone ever told you that you’re a good cook?”
Ayla: “No one has, actually.”
Halek: “Then why do you keep doing it?”
Ayla: “…”
Halek: “…”
Ayla: “…”
Halek: “If I say I’m sorry, will you put the knife down?”
Game: @shepherds-of-haven
Éoin, pulled a body out of the river: “Come on! We need to get you some help and I think I know someone you can talk to-”
Death, found in said river: “Counter offer: you take me nowhere, I talk to no-one, and I sleep the eternity away.”
@theabyssal I feel like a lot of death gods are going to be cranky when found.
Mc: “Everyone has their demons…”
Mc, grabs RO!Croelle: “And this one’s mine.”
Child!Esmeralda: “Every time I get called out here, I have to physically and mentally prepare myself before arriving.”
Child!Mc, hanging upside down in a tree because of a failed dare: “I can’t see why, I’m just hanging out.”
Child!Syfyn, given said dare: “PFFT-“
Just don’t trust young thembos and their best friends…
Game: @exilethegame
Mc: *holds a sign saying “Prom?” outside Heidi’s window*
Curt: *gasp* “Mc?! YES I WILL WITH YOU!!”
Mc: “No, Curt, tell Heidi!”
Curt: *turns around* “HEIDI I’M GOING TO PROM WITH YOUR PARTNER!”
Heidi: “What?!”
@emersonfreepress
It’s so stupid but top 10 fav internet quotes
Mc: *clicks pen several times*
R: *clicks pen several times*
Vi: “Stop doing that!”
Mc: “Stop doing what?”
Vi: “You’re talking about about me in Morse Code with the pens! You think I don’t know what you are doing?!”
R: “Yeah, because for weeks Mc has been teaching me Morse Code JUST so we can talk in about you in front of your face. Do you think we would really do that?”
Vi: “… Right, that would not be likely… just stop the clicking.”
*Bell Rings*
Vi: *leaves classroom*
R & Mc: *high fives eachother*
Game: @emersonfreepress
Paraphrased from the glorious show The Office
