#incorrectstardewvalleyquotes

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Harvey walks into the Saloon like a tough guy Harvey: Tea, but the strong stuff. Leave the bag in.

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After Pierre kicks Morris out of Pelican town Pierre[about Morris]: *crying* He's gone. I miss him so much. Pierre: *composes himself* False. I do not miss him.

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MC and Abigail are watching the sunset together

Abigail: Orange is such an awful color.

MC: You’re so beautiful when you hate the world.

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Sebastian is trying to steal someone's phone and Sam caught him Sebastian: There is an adult picture of me on that phone! Sam: Adult? You mean, like, you're driving a car?

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Abigail: Shut up. Everybody, shut up! Don't move, don't speak, don't breathe. I'm trying to think. Sam, look the other way. You're putting me off. Sam: What, my face is?

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MC(blind) is out with Harvey MC: You know, I'm sure you're really really handsome. If I see you, you'd look like a leading man in the movies. Harvey: You really are blind.

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Lewis meets the Governor for the first time The Governor: You must be Mayor Lewis. Welcome! Lewis: *laughs* Lewis: *laughs* Lewis: My name just cam out of your mouth.

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MC surprised Sebastian when he got home MC: Surprise! Sebastian: Oh, crap. Is it our anniversary? MC: No. Wait... No.