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Tony: Crushes are the worst.

Bucky: Yeah, when ever Stevie and I around ours, we start acting stupid.

Tony: You two are always acting stupid.

Steve: Yeah... don’t think about that too hard..

Tony: ...

Steve: Now you don’t want Tony to die

Steve: and I don’t want Tony to die

Steve: Now we gotta make sure Tony doesn’t want Tony to die.

Bucky: Good plan, but have you met Tony?

Steve, talking about Tony: He’s so irritating. I bet he wakes up looking all gorgeous and put together.

Bucky: Oh, no, he doesn’t, trust me, he drools on pillows and it’s disgusting, but also adorable. And you should see his bed head, my gosh.

Steve: What?!

Bucky: What?

Tony: Hey, Pete, how’s the food?

Peter: Great, Mr. Stark! Compliments to the chef!!

Tony: Alright *walks into the kitchen*

Tony: You have beautiful eyes.

Steve, blushing: Thank you

Steve: *reaches for a fry on Tony’s plate*

Tony: *slams grocery divider down between his plate and Steve’s hand*

Steve:

Steve: you told me you didn’t take that from the store.

Tony: and you said you didn’t want any fries, yet here we are.

Steve, entering room, slightly disheveled: Sorry I’m late, I was um— doing things.

Tony, following behind, grinning proudly: Hey guys, I’m things.

Natasha: You like Tony, just admit it.

Steve: We’re just two people that wanna be friends

Steve: … and are sometimes insanely attracted to each other.

Tony: how did you guys even find me?

Bucky: I thought “where is he?”

Steve: then we saw the explosion.

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