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Trinity: You can trust me! Mel: Can I? Because the last time I left you in charge of something… Trinity: UGH. Is this about those stupid Tamagotchis?! Mel: Actually, it is. Robby: Okay, guys… Trinity: You left me with six of them, babe! Taking care of that many is a full-time job! Mel: I left you with six ADULT Tamagotchis in perfect health, and by the time I came home, they were all dead. You have to, like, ACTIVELY murder them in order for that to happen!

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Becca: I hate ghosts. Mel: “Hate” is a strong word. Becca: I have strong opinions.

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Trinity: unbuttoning shirt God it’s so hot in here. Mel: i know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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Dennis: Quick, Mel give me your hairdryer Mel: My what? What are you talking about? Dennis: Don’t you carry one in your bag? Mel: Who does that!!? Dennis: Cassie, do you carry a hairdryer in your bag? Cassie: Of course, I am not an animal

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Mel, when Trinity comes back from the coast: When I said "bring me a beach souvenir" I meant like a shell or something. Trinity, trying to wrangle a seagull: Well you didn't fucking SAY THAT.

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Dennis, after having a nosebleed: Welp. Time to wash the blood off my hands.

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Trinity: I'm gonna commit all seven deadly sins and I'm gonna do it all before noon. Mel: can't say she doesn't have drive.

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Mel: Did Trinity just tell me she loves me for the first time? Becca: Yes. Mel: And did I just do finger guns back? Becca: Yes, yes you did. Becca: She’s going to kill you. Mel, face palming: Not if I do first.