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Trinity: I'm gonna commit all seven deadly sins and I'm gonna do it all before noon. Mel: can't say she doesn't have drive.

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Mel: Did Trinity just tell me she loves me for the first time? Becca: Yes. Mel: And did I just do finger guns back? Becca: Yes, yes you did. Becca: She’s going to kill you. Mel, face palming: Not if I do first.

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Robby: You can’t keep threatening people. Dana: It’s not a threat. It’s a promise. Robby: It’s literally a threat.

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Trinity, throws her head into Mel's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Mel, lovingly stroking her hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Trinity, In her denial Era: When people get too close to me, I like to call them by the wrong name just to let them know I don't actually care. Mel: Fascinating. Mel: Thanks, Amanda.

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Mel: Trinity: Mel: You okay, Trinity? Trinity: Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?! Mel: woah

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Trinity: Do you want to play 20 questions? Mel: Sure! Mel: What's your favorite flower? Trinity, laser fucking focused: Purple. Do you love me?

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[on the phone] Trinity: Oh, you know what? I have someone standing abnormally close to me right now. I'll call you later. Mel: Okay, say hi to Victoria for me.

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Frank, eating cereal: Oh, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this. Robby: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE

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Trinity: You know what they say: shoot for the moon, and if you miss, at least you’ll land among the stars. Mel: Or suffocate in space, I suppose.

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Trinity: How do you want your coffee? Mel: Black, like my soul. Trinity: Trinity: Babe, your soul is a latte.

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Mel: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes. Becca: plans a shopping trip

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Mel: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’ Trinity: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though. Mel: Yeah it does. Trinity, about to fight:

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Trinity: Dear, can I talk to you for a minute? Mel: Ooo! Someone is in trouble! Mel: Mel: It’s me. I don’t know why I did that. Trinity: [Face palms]

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Robby: Have I ever told you you’re a really nice person? Jack: No. Robby: Good.

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Robby: Where is Trinity? Mel: She went to go fight everyone who has hurt me. Robby: Oh no, who first? Mel: Herself. She’s been yelling at the mirror for the last hour.

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Trinity: I’ve never been more challenged in my life. Marry me. Mel: No Trinity: Then prepared to be wooed Mel: Not from the likes of you Trinity, excited: You’re going to be mine