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*dinner at the Granger’s”

Mr.Granger: Draco, tell us about your family.

Draco: I have one.

Mr.Granger:

Hermione:

Ms.Granger:

Lucius:

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*Lucius dies and Draco inherits the Malfoy fortune*

Hermione: I bet it would make your father so happy to know that you are running the manor. I bet he is looking up and smiling.

Draco: Looking up?

Hermione: Oh yeah, he’s in hell for sure.

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Draco: I just saw Hermione crying in the library for five or six minutes and then her alarm went off and she just?? Stopped crying?? And then she went back on to work??

Hermione: It’s called time management.

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Ron: *Coughs*

Hermione: Ooh, that sounds nasty.

Ron: Yeah, I feel like I’m dying.

Draco, muttering: About bloody time.

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Draco: Honey, you have never been neutral on anything in your life.

Draco: You have an opinion on pockets.

Hermione: Yes. I think they should all be bigger.

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Draco in the middle of night: Can centaurs slap their own ass to go faster?

Hermione: *getting out of bed* Alright. That’s it. I’m leaving you.

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Tom: My wand is 8 inches long and made of steel.

Hermione: I think that wand is a knife.

Tom: What are you talking about? It’s my wand.

Hermione: What spells can you cast with it?

Tom:...stab

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Harry: So what time does the judgment express arrive?

Hermione: Draco gets here at noon.