#hogwarts quotes

[grim-chaser]

[James introducing Regulus]

James: this is my boyfriend, Regulus

Regulus: *glares*

James: we’re in a relationship?

Regulus: *glares*

James: i give up, i thought we were dating!

Regulus: we’re married

James:

Regulus: i think you were present at the wedding

[heir-of-snakes]

Gryffindor: Your lack of caring is incredibly frustrating.

Slytherin: Your inability to stop telling me things that I don't care about is equally as frustrating.

[jublian]

James: I’d like to call you on the telly-phone, Evans. What’s your number?

Lily: oh, I’m a 10

James: Sweet, thank you

[ravenerdhogwartsincorrectquotes]

Hufflepuff: *makes a mistake*

Slytherin: don’t worry, it’s not a big deal, we can fix this, we’ll figure this out

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Slytherin: *makes a mistake*

Slytherin: i am a irredeemable piece of worthless garbage and i want to die

[quotinghogwartshouses]

Gryffindor: a moth has spent 24 hours in my bedroom.

Hufflepuff: aww she's basically your pet now. Have you thought of any names yet? I have some suggestions.

Slytherin: split your bills in a half and make it pay or kill it without hesitation.

Ravenclaw: what if she's a shapeshifter that has fallen in love with you? Roommates. Enemies to lovers. I should be writing this as we speak.

[incorrectomionequotes]

*dinner at the Granger’s”

Mr.Granger: Draco, tell us about your family.

Draco: I have one.

Mr.Granger:

Hermione:

Ms.Granger:

Lucius:

[ravenerd-bonus-hogwarts-quotes]

Slytherin: Your mom put this stupid braid in my hair

Gryffindor: Oh thats cute

Ravenclaw: Yea thats kinda cute

Slytherin: *takes out knife and cuts it off*

Ravenclaw: *enthralled* Marry me.

[theficklefiction]

Hufflepuff: You know what they say... Go big or go home.

Slytherin: Huff, for once, just go home.

Hufflepuff: I'm gonna go big.