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Saltzpyre: So, what's next for you, Fuegonasus? Sienna: Turning over a new leaf. I'm gonna live that honest life. Maybe open up a bakery, buy a little house, invest in my retirement. Saltzpyre: You're gonna go back to burning buildings immediately, aren't you? Sienna: That's very much on the table, yeah. Saltzpyre: And when you do, I'm gonna be there to stop you. Sienna: No, you won't. Saltzpyre: Yes, I will. Sienna: No, you won't. Saltzpyre: Yes, I will. Sienna: I'm gonna miss you, Victor.

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Kruber: What's that you're eating? Bardin: It's some sort of delicious biscuit. Kruber: It's a coaster. Bardin: Is it? Are there any more?

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Saltzpyre: The Order are coming into town tomorrow.

Kruber: What for?

Saltzpyre: That's classified.

Kerillian: You have no idea, do you?

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Saltzpyre: That's also classified.

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Sienna: Do you like my outfit?

Saltzpyre: Not as much as I like what's underneath it.

Sienna: Victor!

Saltzpyre: No, I need your chair. Get up.

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Saltzpyre: You'd better have a good reason for this, Kruber.

Kruber: I have, sir.

Saltzpyre: Why'd you do it?

Kruber: I thought it'd be a laugh.

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Kruber: Who needs a healing draught anyway? Half a bottle of Estallian hooch, can't feel a thing now...anywhere. Starting to worry, actually.

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Kruber: You got a plan?

Bardin: Let's try not to get killed.

Kruber: Brilliant.

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Saltzpyre: I'm still waiting for an explanation, gentlemen.

Bardin: Yes. And I'm prepared to give you one, Grimgi, as soon as the room stops spinning.