Incorrect Vermintide Quotes

Holy Sigmar, bless these ravaged quotes!

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Kruber: What's that you're eating? Bardin: It's some sort of delicious biscuit. Kruber: It's a coaster. Bardin: Is it? Are there any more?

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Saltzpyre: So, what's next for you, Fuegonasus? Sienna: Turning over a new leaf. I'm gonna live that honest life. Maybe open up a bakery, buy a little house, invest in my retirement. Saltzpyre: You're gonna go back to burning buildings immediately, aren't you? Sienna: That's very much on the table, yeah. Saltzpyre: And when you do, I'm gonna be there to stop you. Sienna: No, you won't. Saltzpyre: Yes, I will. Sienna: No, you won't. Saltzpyre: Yes, I will. Sienna: I'm gonna miss you, Victor.

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Saltzpyre: Good morning Goreksson, elf, looks like you're keeping the machines running smoothly. Kerillian: Whatever. Saltzpyre: [To himself] The elf will be the first to go.

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Bardin: I'm going to bed. I don't remember which room I'm in but I'm sure I'll recognize the door.

Kruber: He’s going to be wandering around up there all night.

Lohner: Yup, he belongs to the keep now.

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Saltzpyre: Tell me the truth, okay? 'Cause there's been a lot of lying in this keep.

Sienna: And a lot of love.

Saltzpyre: More lies.

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Bardin: Am I drunk, or are you guys having a weird conversation?

Sienna: Both!

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Kruber: That's a very personal question.

Kerillian: I'm sorry, but after seven lifetimes, impersonal questions aren't much fun anymore.

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Sienna: Do you like my outfit?

Saltzpyre: Not as much as I like what's underneath it.

Sienna: Victor!

Saltzpyre: No, I need your chair. Get up.

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Kruber: Listen, sir, I'm sorry about those mushrooms, you know. I mean, I didn't know... I'm not totally reckless and irresponsible, for Taal's sake. I mean, when it comes down to it, I'm a pretty straight and honest geezer.

Saltzpyre: Where did you get them?

Kruber: I nicked them.

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Bardin: I did a booze cruise through your quarters!

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Lohner: We'll have to cut down on expenses. What can we live without? Kerillian: Probably One-Eye and the dwarf.

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Kruber: Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams?

Saltzpyre: I do not.

Kruber: You do it all the time! And you know what I end up with? Wet dreams… I heard it as soon as I said it, just leave it alone.

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Saltzpyre: A good interrogator doesn't allow his subject to die; you lose the advantage.

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Saltzpyre: I'm still waiting for an explanation, gentlemen.

Bardin: Yes. And I'm prepared to give you one, Grimgi, as soon as the room stops spinning.

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Sienna: Saying nothing is not lying, okay? It's just letting the truth speak for itself.

Saltzpyre: This is not the time for moral equivocation.

Sienna: Okay, I don't know what that means, and also, don't tell me.

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Kruber: You got a plan?

Bardin: Let's try not to get killed.

Kruber: Brilliant.

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Kruber: Maybe we should just pack it in. Go home and drink the kind of hot cocoa that's ale.