Aug 29, 2021
Sam: Just how dumb does she think we are?
Josh: Sometimes Donna leaves me pictures of food instead of a grocery list.
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Sam: Just how dumb does she think we are?
Josh: Sometimes Donna leaves me pictures of food instead of a grocery list.
Josh
: Breathe if you think I’m awesome.
Donna
: …
Josh
: Donna, you’re turning blue.
Donna: You know, if you keep stressing like that, you're gonna give yourself an ulcer.
Josh: At least then my acid reflux would have a friend!
CJ: were you dropped on your head as a baby?!
Toby: Bold of you to assume I was held!
will: oh, no! my lighthearted attempt at joining the conversation has awakened your darker instincts!
Leo: Bring the President in here. Tell him i said something.
Charlie: Said what?
Leo: Anything factually inaccurate.
[two minutes later]
Bartlet: I'm sorry, the sky is blue because it's reflecting the color of the ocean???!!!!?!?!?
I never said I was bright, you guys. Just really fucking pretty.
Sam Seaborn
Sam: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.
Josh: How.
Josh: Sam.
Sam: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”
Josh: Sam I am so into that.