#incorrectzombiesrunquotes

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

Sam, while his runners are out on a dangerous run: They shouldn’t have come. I knew it. They shouldn’t have come.

Janine: They had to, Mr. Yao. There is safety in numbers.

Sam: There’s also death in numbers. It’s called a massacre.

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

Archie: Sometimes I think people are just birds in disguise.

Sam: *laughs* Can I tweet that?

Archie: *narrows eyes* Can you what?

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

Sam: Can we get a birthday cake?

Janine: But it’s not your birthday.

Sam: The cake won’t know.

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

Five: I’m so lazy.

Sam: Don’t you dare!

Five: I can’t do anything right.

Sam: Shut up!

Five: I’m just not good enough.

Sam: I will punch you with friendship and love, do you hear me?!?!

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

Five: You know what would be the worst body part to lose?

Sam: Um, what?

Five: For me it would be my hands because then I could no longer hold yours.

Sam:

Sam: Five, that’s really sweet, but now I’m both concerned and horrified that you’ve been thinking about which body parts would be the worst for you to lose.

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

Simon: Did you sleep together?

Five: No.

Sam: No.

Simon: Double negative, so that’s a yes.

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

Sam: We’re playing scrabble and it’s a nightmare.

Five: I think scrabble is fun.

Sam: Not when you play with Veronica. She puts down words like ‘ephemeral’ and I put down ‘dog’.

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

When preparing for the 5am wedding

Sam: Okay, so Paula said she’d come by later to help alter the bridesmaids’ dresses.

Five: Okay, and while she does that I’ll go get the ring bear.

Sam: I’m sorry. You mean ring bearER, right?

Five:

Five:

Sam: PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE NOT BRINGING A DANGEROUS ANIMAL TO OUR WEDDING!!!!!