A genuine exchange with @increaseroflesbians
makes u gain 1200 pounds
keyboard smash
2400 now
keyboard smash in caps
it's reactive to heat, dummy
ma'am I am a space heater you have doomed me to eternal expansion
good job, now come cuddle me
cuddle?
there's 3600 pounds of me, I dare say there is enough to cuddle
yeah but it's more me cuddling you than 'cuddling'
like can you even move
nah
burns calories







