#incredible post

[shesaidhello-hello]

I HAVE WEED AGAIN

nuggets

[krumpkin]

Your friend has a kebab shop and decides to go away for 4 days. He has a flat above it and wants you to go in each night to feed his goldfish Berti. You agree and all is well until one night you get a bit peckish and decide to cook yourself a kebab and some fries in his shop. You fiddle with his propane gas bottle after making your kebab and accidentally leave gas leaking from it. When you leave you also forget to turn the fryer off.

As you're getting in your car you remember you left the fryer on and decide to go back in and turn it off.

You look over at the shop and see a flash followed by a massive explosion. Two houses next to the shop are now gone, luckily the neighbours were only hippies and you didn't like them anyway.

Berti the goldfish is now dead , your friends shop is just a huge crater and police are now investigating the deaths of the hippies next door.

what do you tell your friend?

police think terrorists did it

you saw vegetarians hanging around

you were hungry, these things happen

I blew your shop up but it was an accident

Voting ended onJun 12, 2025

Well I can't say I'm surprised with the result. Thanks to everyone who took part, it's appreciated and I'll be sure to add a few more in the future 😁.

Rest in peace Berti , he's in that great gold fish bowl in the sky now talking to those hippies. I can imagine him saying " did anyone hear a loud bang " 😄

[folkdances]

is one of you guys using my hoopla account. it’s totally cool if yes and you can keep doing it i just completely forgot who i gave it to so i figured it’d be one of you

[potabo]

[brbgensokyo]

[randomvarious]

Yeah man, all the little subtleties in the Bloodhound Gang's lyrics were really hard to pick up on back then. That's why their biggest audience seemed to be 10 year old boys!

[ppoyeomz]

ALLENNNNNNNN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭