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Ruffnut: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?
Snotlout: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.
3 am chats that probably happened pt.1
Sirius: What are those things with the legs?
James: Humans?
Sirius: No the stupid things
James: The What?!?
Sirius: *frustrated noise*
Sirius: The brainless things with all the legs
James: Peter?
Peter: Hey!
James: Sorry pete, thought you were asleep
Sirius: Anyways, the water things
James: That muggle thing? Octopus I think
Remus: Damn it it's 3 am. Sirius thats a fucking jellyfish. Now shuddup please
Sirius: *whispers* I've woken the swear wolf
Remus: SHUT UP
Sirius: I’m going to date your Mom then I’m going to marry her and I’ll be your step dad and I’ll forbid you from dating my cousin
Ted: You lost me after you said you were going to date my mom
