Mr Boggins — though, since he finally married Indâd in Dwarvish fashion, does that make him Mr Durin-Boggins? Much to think about — has gone off to do something sappy and gross with Indâd. Probably dancing, since someone’s convinced the band to play Hobbit music. In the meantime, we’re going to cover what really matters: Cousin Gimli’s No Holds Barred Ultimate Showdown against Prince Prissyhair Greenleaf of Mirkwood.
What? It’s not a fight! They’re having a drinking competition!










