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indescribablyaverage replied to your post:It makes me sad how little interest I have in...

Eagleton probably or Tammy 2

Fucking Eagleton!!!!

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indescribablyaverage replied to your post “So fucking disheartening doing a super basic 30 minute workout and...”

Every beginner feels the same, keep at it and the same work out in a few weeks will feel easier, until a month or so down the line you will wonder how it challenged you at all. KEEP GOING!

You're the best, Alex.

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indescribablyaverage replied to your post:iamnotlanuk replied to your post: Spent the last...

Alice Morgan?

Nooo, though Alice is forever up there. The beanie/tea cosy hat thingy - i don't know what they are called, alright!?- is SUCH a good look.

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It would be cold and sticky…but it would tats amazing (writes it down on bucket list). So long as you do it on/the day before laundry day it’s all good. And then celebratory shower sex after to get rid of any left over callipo sticky

I feel the main problem is it would just slip everywhere. But definitely taste amazing. 

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indescribablyaverage replied to your post:Fresh out the bath, sadly no one to make out with...

Callipoooooooooooooo. The worst part though is that moment the top lip of it starts to crumble and turn carboard-y. The best part is everything else

Yeees. If there was a way to eat it easily without the tube, I'd take it. Double so if it was off someone (Oh my god that would be so cold)

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indescribablyaverage replied to your post “indescribablyaverage replied to your post:indescribablyaverage replied...”

This is why you're one of my faves.

And you are easily one of mine!

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Yeah the German bar tender looked at me like I was crazy, but that may have been. Evades it was the third shot I ordered and he knew we were in the midst of a bar crawl. Can you still carpe diem if you don’t remember the night?

Oh most definitely. Sounds like you seized it pretty damn well! :D

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Totally, add in "so long as theirs consent" and we are golden. But fuck yeah Matt Damon, and that song was totally my ringtone in high school for the LOOOOONGEST time, and when I went to an absinth bar I cracked a joke about incest that no one got

Obviously. Never let it be said our orgies aren't well thought out and structured to keep everyone safe and happy. SAMEEE. Like that song is legit great. And god, Alex, that is perfect :P Some references you gotta be careful, if they don't land you just look odd!