#indieposting

[catspiritz]

At a Steakhouse on Hab Ring 4.5

A formally wealthy terran decides to have a first date after overcoming the loss of all her wealth settling into the compact. The two had just finished laughing;

"oh absolutely, i mean its almost as ridiculous as when someone gave me zindafel with my shrimp scampi"

"whats a zindafel?"

"oh its this wine thats really full bodied,

pairs much better with the coq au vin youre having than a light seafood dish"

"aah okay,

yeah i never had wine before"

"wait you never ha-

so you dont know anything about wine?

The stuff made from grapes?"

"You mean the juice that makes you-"

"No!

Its really good, ill get the waiter to get you a glass to pair with your meal youll love it"

"Cool! Should I also be getting some of that shrimp salad you keep talking about?"

"Oh no dont worry bout that, what youre eating now will pair well with a red vint-

wait,

have you eaten shrimp before?"

"no"

"salmon?"

"no"

"sushi?"

"why are you sushing me?"

"no i-

augh

what do you normally eat?"

"well right now its-"

"no, no,

i mean before all this"

"oh! mostly synthcubes,

sodium flavored if i can get it

usually i try and hold out for a bit tho since my sister couldnt get anything for herself

so id go hungry for a day or two"

the woman puts down her knife and fork and stares at her dish that shes eaten since she was a kid, the waiter comes over

"hi yes, if you can compile a glass of 2455 Caymus Vintage for my friend over here

and yea a bottle of 12 year scotch for me,

... yes with added E thank you for noticing"

[theottergod]

pretending i'm the narrator of the point and click adventure game that my partners cat is the main character of

"that's your carrier. we're not going anywhere right now"

"yup, still food in that bowl"

"i don't think you should jump up there"

"use on what?"

[stars-in-our-skies]

also how are you going to be anti-self shipping. why are you mad that i have 49076984384 fictional boyfriends. are you cranky because you can’t have fun

[hatesuneenjoyer]

yomi hustle is like if they made chess for people who have sex

[queen-zigzag]

WOW one step from eden is so good and fun now that i actually know how to play

so like, your first character is saffron. i assumed it was kinda like binding of isaac, where your base character doesnt really have a gimmick to get you used to the games external mechanics. it turns out she does, its just not a gimmick about deck construction: she can use her weapon for free

with every other character, it costs mana just like every other spell, so that tells you to treat it just like every other spell, only you dont need to shuffle it back into your deck when youre done. but since saffrons is free, and it is literally a machine gun, theres no reason to stop firing. and also, you should probably focus on being in front of the enemies, right? its like touhou, where youve gotta just make sure youre under the boss and stuff.

the problem is, the enemies move around way more than touhou, and the game is way more strict on how you move yourself. youve gotta put so much effort into dodging. when you also keep in mind casting spells, it gets really hectic, but not unmanageable - unless, on top of all this, youre also trying to use a machine gun. i was taking like 200 damage (your max hp is 1200) per fight

so yeah, i was totally overwhelmed at first. like, i dont wanna brag, but im usually pretty good at games, so it was weird that i was haunted by the feeling of Being Bad At This for so many runs before i figured out i was just straight up playing wrong lmao. i went from getting past area 3 if i had a crutch deck, to reliably making it to area 5 on my first run with a new character

[stars-in-our-skies]

many thoughts head full

[stars-in-our-skies]

love is fake

[stars-in-our-skies]

“non-men” “non-women” just call me a slur