OKAY IM WATCHING GO3 FINALLY i have thoughts that i typed while watching. LONG POST under the cut
-LONG HAIR AZIRAPHALE??? I. Don’t actually like it that much help
-praying we get fem Aziraphale and/or fem Crowley again
-well that was very on the nose exposition without a good backing. yeah they know that the battle was there they fought in it.
-Crowley is so scruffy oh my god i love them oh my god oh my god Aziraphale tending to Crowley’s wounds I can’t do this this is so fanfic I’m so happy about it I love them aughhhhhhhhh
-YYYEEAAAAAHHH CROWLEY IN AN ALLEYWAY PITIFUL CROWLEY THIS IS THE ANGSTY WHUMP TYPE STUFF I LOVE SO FUCKING MUCH OUGHHHHHHHH HES SO PITIFUK WET GRUBBY CAT
-omg we ARE getting Jesus tour in a plane. also extra new angels!
-god I love Muriel and Jesus is real for the whole wtf is body thing
-he’s so uncomfy :( he does NAWT wanna be archangel in his little oversized sad suit oughhh not made for a corporate job and he’s so anxious
-okay okay I yelled about this in the teaser but holy shit Jesus is so well casted and also ADORABLE. oh my god. oh my god. he’s so skrunkly. and anxious. I love him. I want to chomp him with my teeth /aff
-PLEASE let him have the nail holes in his hands
-he’s literally the biggest boss why are they contradicting him
-awhhh no carpenter scars means no nail holes :( that’s such a cool design though
-IM CRYING IM SO GLAD WE GOT THE GABRIEL IS SO BAD AT INTERACTING WITH HUMANS/COMFORTING/BEING ANYTHING BUT SELF CENTERED THING AS CANON
-i can’t Aziraphale’s face here is so. my man is sad and divorced
-wait i just realized after this i can’t be a sad snake puddle about my husband leaving me. but I can HARASS and TEASE my husband about leaving me.
-“he has.. er.. qualities” ohhh azirpahale is in PAIN and also thinking about his husband
-can’t Crowley miracle money/things/house. oh my god is he just being homeless for the vibes. I can’t.
-I LOVE HIS FUCKASS WALK I LOVE HIM I NEED TO PRACTICE HIS WALK MORE and also get a plant to drag around with me
-he misses talking drunkenly with Aziraphale I can’t do this the gorilla/dolphin thing he misses drunkenly talking with his husband
-nope that’s so. he would never gamble the fucking Bentley?? like I get he’s supposed to be ooc here but that feels REALLY ooc. the Bentley is alive.
-I can’t do this they’re so gay and pitiful and divorced
-wait where do I know that actor from. ELEMNTARY. OG MY GOD NO SHJT. LESTRADE
-what. what. did someone get the book of life. was it Aziraphale. kill that bitch Aziraphale but what. if he doesn’t come back and it isn’t Aziraphale I’m gonna be sad I need Aziraphale or Crowley to stab him. I still believe the threatening Crowley’s life theory for why Zira went to heaven btw but I hope to see the full convo
-well not book of life bc that makes people forget I think
-YEAHHHH SILLY LITTLE GUY BE SILLY LITTLE GUY-ING
-with the toasted thingy HE BIT THE FUCKING BAG 😭
-they know his yellow eyes? ohhh wait did he show them during the s2 finale battle with the humans? I frogor
-he’s so shy I can’t fucking do this he’s me coded but like more adorable
-HEART BROKEN WORLD BROKEN WHATS THE POINT I CANT DO THIS
-I want to cosplay scruffy Crowley
-doesn’t book of life make people forget though??? So he can’t be deleted
-Aziraphale needs to crash out please please please I want Aziraphale crashout
-NOOOOO DONT CALM DOWN CRASH OUT PLEASE DO IT IN FRONT OF YOUR HUSBAND HE’LL FIND IT HOT
-also yes sandalphon slander
-not Micheal aggressively poking him in the shoulder instead of just brushing past
-they’re putting Crowley in the whump blender so much and i LOVE IT get kidnapped boy
-I keep forgetting beez and Gabriel are gone
-I’m so glad he’s sober rn he sounds more like Crowley and he’s more awesome cool. also giggling at him putting the tape back over his own mouth
-FINALLY BACK IN HIS USUAL CLOTHES GO RESCUE YOUR HUSBAND LOSER BOY AND ohhhh not the record store and everything :(
-I ADORE ms sandwich sassing the hell out of him. I hope everyone treats him similarly. he abandoned them. YEAHH GET HIS ASS. HE DITCHED EVERYONE
-THE PUTTING THE SUNGLASSES ON I CANT MY HEART OHHHHH
-if the Metatron threatening Crowley theory is true I feel bad for Zira but if he just left then. well. get his ass
-“IM WILLING TO OVERLOOK THAT” THATS NOT YOUR CHOICE YOU DICK
-IM GONNA FROW UP AZIRAPHALE STOP BEING AN IDIOT STUPID AND ACCEPT THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR DUMB DECISIONS
-YEAHHH CROWLEY AND HIS FUCKASS WALK
-YEARS?????? I THOUGHT IT WAS A COUPLE MONTHS
-I’m going to shake Aziraphale by his stupid little coat. get his ass crowley. He’s being a bit of an infuriating bastard rn and like I GET IT it’s in character but also ARUHFHFH
-good question Aziraphale how could he lose the Bentley
-oH oh oh oh noooooo dude he chose the fucking bookshop over the Bentley
-SHITTT THEY SHUT OFF HJS MIRACLES??? how do that
-I’m loving the little graphics. also he’s totally cheating
-not the conceding to it being HIS Bentley :(
-I loveeee how feral dog he gets. Growling and snapping and being held back and ouuuuuuu me coded
-this is so. reversed their normal trope I love it. Crowley could probably get out of this physically, he’s still a demon in some right and is stronger, right? But Aziraphale swoops in to rescue him and their- his car <333
-OOOOOOH HIS BADASS AZIRAPHALE VOICE CAME OUT I LOVE IT WHEN HIS VOICE GOES INTO THAT REGISTER THATS HOW YOU KNOW ITS ABOUT TO GET SERIOIS OOOHDHSHWHSHSHAHSHHA there’s totally gonna be edits of that scene
-god i love him so much. competitive crossword solving. I love him. I love him so much. oh my god it’s CRYPTIC crossword too that shit is HARD my mom and brother do it but I can’t figure it out ever. Aziraphale the little nerd he is can though. Aziraphale I love you badass Aziraphale I love you nerdy Aziraphale ouhhhh
-unfortunately for Brian that’s an angel and he was being NICE before you decided to get all mean
-NOT THE SASSYSILENT WHEELCHAIR EXIT I cant I love saraquel <- idk how to spell their name
-god jesus is so fucking sweet and I love him so much. but also waking up after so many years to find that all your friends your family everyone is dead.. and then keep going and oughhhhhh
-he’s autistic btw it’s canon he told me himself. I love how mildly unsettling he is to everyone around him he’s so me coded in the autism
-STOP FLUSTERING ME I CANT THINK STRAIGHT??? HELLO????? yeh he sure ain’t thinking straight with crowley around. he’s thinking so gay. and flustered. I can’t do this
-“we could’ve done a runner ourselves” lmao
-I’m starting to think none of the theories were true about why Zira went to heaven, except for the default explanation that he gave to Crowley
-is god just weeding people out lmao
-the way he also miracles them ice cream lmao. To make up for the dropped ones in s1
-can he miracle crowley the power to do miracles
-love the outfit so much but also let the boys have sm ice cream
-sorry saraquel that’s his boy toy you can’t get rid of him
-did god just get tired of their shit lmao. Also ohhh book of life forgetting is slow
-DO WE GET DEMON AZIRAPHALE OMG IS TH. I LOVE TJIS it’s nothing like any of the fan designs but I like it a lot. Does he have the fake nose on? Also DEMON MURIELLLLL YGGHFDHFH
-how is Muriel better at pretending to be a demon than Zira is. he knows what demons are like firsthand for centuries why is he being a caricature. I do think his face paint is funny though. Ang his hair is ugly as hell
-I like Harry bc he’s being nice with autism Jesus generally but he’s gotta stop interrupting
-I’m gonna kill someone. Probably Gabriel bc he told Zira not to eat originally. that HURT.
-“does that include heaven instead of me” OH MY GOD. THESS EVIL WRITERS. also I thought the “I chose Heaven BECAUSE of you” was gonna be my theory confirmation
-i don’t think they’re meeting with god though.. so.. iunno
-they are fucking with the wrong angels bookshop. I do not think threatening someone who clearly has MAGICAL POWERS based on the gun to water gun thing is a good idea. like rn they’re aware theyretalking to actual angels and demons and still threatening them how dumb do you have to be. I hope Aziraphale gets annoyed and shows his powers or just isa. Little intimidating
-mm. I don’t like this/micheal being it. It feels like it wasn’t set up by any prior seasons or anything
-OH the teasers was their pages in the book of life!! How cool!
-nooo i like Uriel they’re pretty and aren’t as insufferable as the rest of the angels
-I don’t like that this was set up to be finding Jesus and the second coming w a murder mystery side plot and then it’s actually just 95% ooooh book of life murder oooh Micheal’s insane and only a tiny bit of Jesus :/
-and they’re.. not really touching on the husbands relationship seriously. Like we’re getting a lot of casual lines about it but not much actual convo and it feels like a side plot
-this makes me so fucking happy. Queen song!! I love don’t stop me now I love the Bentley I love this all
-i need to go back and screenshot Aziraphale’s expression in the Bentley at some point
-im torn about the Bentley actually going into space. Like on one hand.. okay? that’s it? You just. press the pedal really hard and center of the universe bam? but also on the other hand. like. that’s sick as fuck they’re going vroom.
-oh my god I love this… elaborate bread and cheese.. comforting people… oughhhhhhhh :( my heart. but also isn’t that Mutt’s spouse? Not mutt? He called them Mutt
-it does seem a bit.. random, in a negative way, to have Harry (a side character we’ve never met before) be the one to mentor Jesus
-ohhh pitiful wet cat Jesus at the end of the world :( poor guy he’s so sad and so disappointed
-also why wasn’t everyone panicking more lmao
-I want their wings.. and their Crowley time stop again…
-she’s not the only one who remembers tho.. Aziraphale and crowley remember..
-..:/ seriously? Just? Forgive her? Like he forgave crowley and that fixed everything obviously? I wanted badass fighting Aziraphale not this this ain’t fixing shit
-yeh that didn’t fix shit
-alooooone at the edge of a universe humming a tune or merely dreaming we were snowww (i wanna edit this to that)
-I don’t like how Aziraphale is still all ohh forgiveness fixes everything. blew up in his face with both crowley the first time and Micheal and I just. ???
-CUT OFF APOLOGY DANCE?? THEYRE TEASING ME
-why the fuck is he making crowley say he forgives Aziraphale??? Like that’s a dick move Crowley should choose to say it??? Aziraphale was in the wrong here in every way??? WTF? Like that feels out of character. Crowley should be the one choosing to forgive Aziraphale not being forced to say it
-that’s some horror movie shit lmao. trapped alone together, the only beings in all of creation, and the doorbell jingles
-Satan just looks like a normal guy what 😭 I wasn’t super happy with them showing Satan in the first place, I like God and Satan being unknowable entities above everything who are never seen. But at LEAST I want them to keep god hidden. But god got recast so I know they won’t :/
-I LOVE HIS TOOTHY SMILE WITH ALL THE FANGS AND THE GROWL
-she’s pretty and I like her but I don’t like god having a physical form. And she doesn’t sound much like voiceover god.
-I don’t know how to feel about this but I love Aziraphale complimenting Crowley bc he’s right for the most part. It’s cute
-god isn’t allowed to call him angel that’s Crowley’s word for him
-oh. oh. oh. why make me complete and then take it away. oh. I’m gonna cry. I’m gonna sob. I can’t. oh. why make me complete and then take it away.
-GOD ACTUALLY HAS BEEN WATCHING THEM AND LOVING THEM OH MY GOD THE FANFIC WAS TRUE
-oh that was a SCARY smile from god. hell yeah
-WOAHH.. that’s so cool set design.. also GIVE THEM WINGS :(
-his teary sad snake eyes I can’t do this his fucki puppy dog I
-so everyone else is just gonna.. stay dead? everyone ever? wtf?
-I WANT A REAL KISS NOT THAT SHIT
-they find each other in every universe but also ew but also I hate this
-they didn’t even.. properly kiss in their actual forms.. :/
-this is actually worse than the “they become humans” ending
-also they’re so. they don’t look like them
-oh i like time after time tho
-aw Muriel and Eric r dating in this universe
-they find each other in every universe canonically but I don’t like this ending, as a fan and as a person who likes aziracrow
-I mean.. again.. they didn’t even kiss..
-this isn’t even them. Just humans who seem like them. They never got their happy ending. They never got a happy kiss or even a hug. wtf.
If you made it this far you get.. a slap in the face!!! Just like the finale!!
