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Send “✆” for a MORNING text.
Aspen: Next time you leave dried toothpaste in the sink, you’re brushing your teeth outside with the hose
Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
Aspen: Did you call me?Aspen: I’ll call you back in a minuteAspen: Hold onAspen: This better be important and not another phone sex requestAspen: I’m busy
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
Aspen: I miight be little a durnjAspen: DrknuAspen: DrunkkAspen: I’m sorryAspen: I ffeel bad nwo
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
Aspen: Ooh babyAspen: Yes, moreAspen: Oh, yeah, that’s SO goodAspen: I love the way it tastesAspen: When it’s all over my fingersAspen: When I get to suck that amazing taste off of themAspen: I love hot Cheetos
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
Aspen: Why are you snoringAspen: I can’t sleepAspen: Fuck offAspen: [IMG]Aspen: Shit u cute tho, sleepy girl
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
Aspen: My hate for lima beans remains strongAspen: There are lima beans in your nasty ass frozen veggie burgersAspen: Why do you hate yourself??
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
Aspen: Did you know that Doyers Street is nicknamed the “Bloodiest Street in America” and “Murder Alley”??Aspen: There’s been more murders on that street than any other in the countryAspen: WE CAN NEVER GET CHINESE FROM THAT RESTAURANT ON THE CORNER EVER AGAINAspen: Unless it’s deliveryAspen: …. I kinda want it nowAspen: Dinner?
Send “@” for a SCARED text.
Aspen: I hope the cute little delivery boy with the circle glasses never dies on that streetAspen: He’s my fave
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
Aspen: You’re the prettiest girl in the world, baby.
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
Aspen: Is the blue dildo clean? Is it in the sink to get cleaned or did you already wash it?
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
Aspen: Guess who just got her tax return!Aspen: [GIF]Aspen: We eatin’ good tonight!
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
Aspen: Harp oil hillAspen: Ignore thatAspen: Damn autocorrect/text
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
Aspen: One of us is going to die first
