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Scandalous

🔥 Happy hot PF everyone! 🔥

So... This one is for @fleurdescotland and @killerqueen-82 because they are writing THIS AWESOME FIC, which is a BBC Staged extended universe - and I'm 👏 loving 👏 it 👏 so 👏 much.

Have you read it? NO? GO IMMEDIATELY! 😦

💙 Thank you very much for this fic and the inspiration, love you both 💙

⚠️ Warning: RPF...kinda? (rating: E) - Enjoy! 😏

[👉 FULL FAN ART HERE]

--- I always read your comments and I can never say thank you enough 🙏

(Title is from "Scandalous" by Prince)

Come Closer Feel what you've been dyin' for Don't be afraid, baby Touch it and explode Understand, understand that I love you Oh, but more than that, I want you Everybody always told me Good things come to those who wait But I've got so much on the menu I just can't, I just can't, I can't wait baby I can't wait baby I can wrap my legs all around you girl 'Cause sugar, you know you're just the kind of lover That I've been looking for Tonight why don't we skip all the for play, mama And just get down here on the floor

Scandalous I'm talkin' about you and me Marvellous Baby, baby, can't you see Anything you've ever dreamed of I'm willing to be Tonight it's gonna be scandalous 'Cause tonight I'm gonna be your fantasy

My dearest My dearest

Whisper Whisper a question With my body (body), I'll scream a reply Anything's acceptable Just ask me and I'll try it To hell with hesitation To hell with the reasons why

Scandalous I'm talkin' about you and me Marvellous, baby, baby, can't you see Anything you've ever dreamed of I'm willing to be Tonight it's gonna be scandalous 'Cause tonight I'm gonna be your fantasy

Baby Baby Baby

Oh girl, the things you make me do Genius is the only way to describe you Anything you've ever dreamed of, baby Just ask me, I'll do, I'll do I'll do it for you, baby

Anything at all Spirits rise and spirits fall Anything you ever dreamed off, I'm willing to be Tonight is gonna be scandalous 'Cause tonight I'm, tonight I'm gonna be your fantasy

Scandalous Talkin' about you and me Marvellous, baby, baby, can't you see Anything you've ever dreamed of I'm willing to be Tonight it's gonna be scandalous 'Cause tonight I'm gonna be your fantasy

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- Call Me -

I'm back on my bs! BBC Staged bs to be precise. Yay me, I guess...

I don't really know what to write. So I won't write anything. At least we still have fanart and fanfiction... Ya know?

The inspiration for the shorts comes from HERE

⚠️ Warning - RPF - don't like? Don't watch -, M rating - Enjoy!

Thanks for the support and comments

[👉 full Fan Art here]

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(title inspired by "Call me" by Blondie)

Color me your color, baby Color me your car Color me your color, darling I know who you are Come up off your color chart I know where you're coming from

Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any-anytime Call me (call me), I'll arrive You can call me any day or night Call me

Cover me with kisses, baby, cover me with love Roll me in designer sheets, I'll never get enough Emotions come, I don't know why Cover up love's alibi

Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any-anytime Call me (call me), I'll arrive When you're ready, we can share the wine Call me

Ooh, he speaks the languages of love Ooh, amore, chiamami, chiamami Ooh, appelle-moi, mon chéri, appelle-moi Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any way Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any day, any way

Call me (call me), my love Call me, call me any-anytime Call me (call me) for a ride Call me, call me for some overtime Call me (call me), my love Call me, call me in a sweet design

Call me (call me) Call me for your lover's lover's alibi Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any-anytime

Call me (call me), ah, call me, ah-ha-ha Call me (call me), my love Call me, call me any-

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Why do you ship David and Michael so much? They are just friends, your blog is kinda creepy... sorry 🙄

Hi Anon, I'm not doing anything... they do all the work 😂😂😂😂

I don't know them personally, as I've said many times, but I see much more than just friendship (and that's my opinion, which is worth as much as yours, right? 😁). A "Middle Aged Male Friendship ™" if you know what I mean.

Actually gurl/gn... I wanna thank you because you are giving me a reason to invite - once again - all those who share your valid opinion, to simply....

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

TADAAAAAA:

👉 BLOCK ME 👈

It's very simple dear, you can go on my creepy blog - you know how to find my blog, righ? You already did > Click on the three dots icon and click on “Block”. They even put it in a bright red, so... Easy peasy.

If you had asked me the question in a NON-anonymous way, I could have blocked you myself... But that's ok.

Let me just ask you a question: what the deuce are YOU doing on my blog? 😏

Have a nice day! 🫂

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Put your head on my shoulder

Yeeeyyyy, it's friday! Do you know what that means?

IT'S PF !

This sketch has been in the drafts for almost a month 🙈 I kept reworking it on and on and on... but I got tired of keeping it there so I'm gonna post it, finally.

⚠️ Warning: RPF (E) - if it bothers you, block me. If not... Enjoy 💙

[👉 full Fan Art here]

[The title is borrowed from "Put YOur Head On My Shoulder" by Paul Anka]

Put your head on my shoulder Hold me in your arms, baby Squeeze me oh-so-tight Show me that you love me too

Put your lips next to mine, dear Won't you kiss me once, baby? Just a kiss goodnight, maybe You and I will fall in love (you and I will fall in love)

People say that love's a game A game you just can't win If there's a way I'll find it someday And then this fool will rush in

Put your head on my shoulder Whisper in my ear, baby Words I want to hear, tell me Tell me that you love me too (tell me that you love me too)

Put your head on my shoulder Whisper in my ear, baby Words I want to hear, baby Put your head on my shoulder

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- You Shook Me -

(CHAPTER 1)

It's PF baby!

Ohhh finally! 😁 I can finally post the first chapter (yes, first chapter) inspired by the beautiful fic "Do Actors Dream of Purely Decorative Sheep?"

Thank you for the suggestion I had a llllot of fun 🔥👀

⚠️ Warning: RPF (E) - block me if this bothers you, otherwise Enjoy 💙

[👉 full Fan Art here]

[The title is inspired by "You Shook Me" by Led Zeppelin]

You know you shook me, you shook me all night long You know you shook me baby, you shook me all night long You shook me so hard baby, baby, baby, please come home

I have a bird that whistles, and I have birds that sing I have a bird that whistles, and I have birds that sing Ha-ha-ha, I have a bird won't do nothin', aah-ah, oh-whoa Buy a diamond ring, yeah

Ow, ow Huh, hah Alright, ah, yeah

You know, you shook me, baby, you shook me all night long I know you really, really did, babe I said, you shook me, baby, you shook me all night long You shook me so hard, baby Babe, ah-ah, ah-ow, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-da-da, ah-ah-ah-da-da You shook me aw-ooh-aw-ooh-aw-ooh-aw-ooh aw-ooh-aw-ooh-aw-ooh-all night lo-ooh-ong

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- If I Fell (In Love With You) -

Warning: RPF - if it bothers you, block me because I post it a lot and I don't have the time, don't look and have a nice day :)

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Okay, I have some news...

I've started drawing again after a loooooong time oh my God. And I decided to open an ao3 account where I can post them - thanks to some wonderful people who encouraged me to do it.

[ 👉 full Fan Art here »]

[Title is inspired by "If I Fell" by The Beatles]

If I fell in love with you, Would you promise to be true And help me understand? 'Cause I've been in love before And I found that love was more Than just holding hands.

If I give my heart to you, I must be sure From the very start that you Would love me more than her.

If I trust in you, oh please, Don't run and hide If I love you too, oh please, Don't hurt my pride like her.

'Cause I couldn't stand the pain. And I would be sad if our new love Was in vain. So I hope you see that I Would love to love you. And that she will cry When she learns we are two.

'Cause I couldn't stand the pain. And I would be sad if our new love Was in vain. So I hope you see that I Would love to love you. And that she will cry When she learns we are two.

If I fell in love with you.

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- You Shook Me -

(CHAPTER 3)

PF once aaaaagain! 🥳

Third chapter is here! (inspired by "Do Actors Dream of Purely Decorative Sheep?")

⚠️ Warning: RPF (E) - Enjoy 😏

• Kudos and comments are always appreciated, you guys are so nice to me! 💙

[👉 full Fan Art here]

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- You Shook Me -

(CHAPTER 5 - last chapter)

P (fluffy) FRIDAY! Let's dance! 💃

Ah... what a journey! We have reached the last chapter, I cannot believe this...

Ok, look.

This is ridiculous because honestly... I cried during the process like a pathetic little bitch. David's face brings me so much joy and I hope it does for you too.

⚠️ Warning: RPF (E but not so much - let's say M all right? Because Idk...) - Anyway... Enjoy 😏

💙 Kudos and comments are always appreciated.

[👉 full Fan Art here]